yeah these are kind of messed up but enjoy nonetheless:

god bless immigrants by trogo 6-29-05

ping pong ping pong ping pong how as the 1st of july approaches, lets all give a big cheer for ethnicity my fader, cheif autoparts is having a discount sale on his front lawn in celebration of when the white man drove us out and forced us to survive on dog turds and lysol lets keep growing, and keep the spirit of culture strong also, if you run into my cousin jim, tell him he owes me 10 bucks still from when i gave him a loner for the VLT's. Its my turn to get drunk and the pogey check isnt till the end of the month...

the good ol days by trogo 6-29-05

what the hey? who let the red skin out? its not friday na nun tut tut huff puff igloo oh man, now its talking. good thing i spotted it or it could have blended in with the cow shit hey, can you spare some change for the bus, i have a job interview in 10 minutes get back in your hole you filthy ape, dont make me use my superior genetics to force you point taken white man, im on my way. Besides it looks like broder twoshitts is done with the paper bag. peace be with you and may your race die slowly and painfully

Merry christmas by trogo 6-29-05

ummm hey, excuse me ...! yeah, i was just wondering if you have change for a ten, the old lady really has my balls to the wall about the laundry i wanna teddy bear, and a pony, and a train set... thanks for nothin' you little snot. Tell me when your mom is pregnant next time so i can punch her in the stomach bye santa, say hi to the Kiebler elves for me!

the thinker by trogo 6-29-05

hey, you look deep in thought. Whats on your mind? have you ever wondered if time in constant to every living thing. I mean what if a humming bird see's time slower, and thats why it can flap its wings so fast gee... and when do fish sleep? and whats with guys who have long hair? can people with sex changes have babies? fuck this and fuck you. ive had better conversations with my stuffed cat. im gunna go overdose on advil now and videotape it. God bless...

The first two were pretty crappy. I thought the third was pretty funny, and the last one was all right.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

there was no way in gods green fucking earth that i wasnt going to like these. with ping pong ping pong (which im taking), chief auto parts, broda two shits, and preggo gut shots, i was about as sure a thing for you as a no legged coma victim at a rapist convention.

kep them coming

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what if nigger meant kite

I like what you're trying to do, but don't try so hard to make every single word wacky in some way. Tell the joke and get on with it. You have some good ideas.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The Jesus one reminds me of this man. Some would consider that a bad thing, but to them I say "Drink me off, you brute-evil devil mong."