yeah these are kind of messed up but enjoy nonetheless:
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The first two were pretty crappy. I thought the third was pretty funny, and the last one was all right.

there was no way in gods green fucking earth that i wasnt going to like these. with ping pong ping pong (which im taking), chief auto parts, broda two shits, and preggo gut shots, i was about as sure a thing for you as a no legged coma victim at a rapist convention.

kep them coming

I like what you're trying to do, but don't try so hard to make every single word wacky in some way. Tell the joke and get on with it. You have some good ideas.

The Jesus one reminds me of this man. Some would consider that a bad thing, but to them I say "Drink me off, you brute-evil devil mong."