So, I was looking through my traffic log and I saw that some people came to my website from the link on my page here. The site is not very old, it's not coming up in google searches yet, I haven't registerd it to any other search engines, and I have not friends to tell about it, so I figure that for now this is my #1 source of viewers.
I also figured that since the site had nothing good on it and I haven't updated it for like, two weeks anyone who did view it probably gave up on it, so now I need to reel you back in with the exciting new content that I have added with my xtra super Perl scripting skills.
So please view, and comment on My Website!

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errorrofl

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Batman created by Bob Kane

pwnd

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You've been stripdotted or slashcomic'd or something.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

He has been de-1337-ed. LOL!!!

That was bad, I'm sorry.

ok, i'm not sure what your saying, but I know that the link i posted is not working for me, so try just typing the url (http://www.muskratwaltz.com)and it should work, but I am fixing the script and it is currently unoperational, so you'll probably just end up hating me and never visiting my website again, but then I'll just find a forum full of some more suckers who I can seduce into being avid fans and then I'll feel good about myself again.
so long!

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We're saying that your 1337 interweb skillz have proven inadequate. Please find another forum to polute with bad links.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I couldn't access it, but I think you should be eternally grateful to me for even trying to, since I'm so great.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It works now!!!! i've been debugging it forever!
please visit it again and I'll be doubly eternally grateful...

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eroorr:0)e3

you have proved your 1337ness :]

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You guys keep making fun of me, but it's not my fault. My server is screwing up. I know you'll probably still hate me because my website sucks anyway, but you have to include /index.html because it's not recognizing it as the default. So once again that's http://www.muskratwaltz.com/index.html for your amazing ionized wonder-website!!!

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You frighten me, son. But the dancing muskrat has pleased Hazunda, Lord of Boiled Chicken, so you are safe from salmonella-filled agony for now.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

wow.... I'm kind of pleased that my crappy webpage, not updated in seven years, is not the crappiest out there. Thank you mu5kr47.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

this is not very 1337.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

you should make that dancing muskrat smile when he lifts his left leg and frown when he lifts his right. that kind of thing will keep stoned internet surfers on your site for hours. the next day they wont remember why and they'll delete the shortcut in favorites. but then the next time they get stoned theyll remember they added a second shortcut called 'see i told you you wouldnt remember this one. you were right.'

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what if nigger meant kite

Ummm, please tell me you at least *tried* renaming it to index.htm? Yes, there are severs out there that do NOT recognize HTML documents as valid index files.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

thanks for the tip, but I've had the site up for a few weeks now and its been fine so I think something is wrong.

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you should make that dancing muskrat smile when he lifts his left leg and frown when he lifts his right. that kind of thing will keep stoned internet surfers on your site for hours. the next day they wont remember why and they'll delete the shortcut in favorites. but then the next time they get stoned theyll remember they added a second shortcut called 'see i told you you wouldnt remember this one. you were right.'

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thanks for the tip, but I've had the site up for a few weeks now and its been fine so I think something is wrong.

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you should make that dancing muskrat smile when he lifts his left leg and frown when he lifts his right. that kind of thing will keep stoned internet surfers on your site for hours. the next day they wont remember why and they'll delete the shortcut in favorites. but then the next time they get stoned theyll remember they added a second shortcut called 'see i told you you wouldnt remember this one. you were right.'

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