Here are some new ones.

To Kill a Mockingbird by cpausti 6-23-05

Having a good time? Well, a police station isn't exactly the ideal place for a date. Sorry, but when my mom heard I was going out with a white girl, this is the only place she'd let me go. Why's that? If I do anything bad to you, she'll see it all over the news.

Strange Attraction by cpausti 6-23-05

Ooh yeah. Look at that fine body. I'd like to rub baby oil up and down her and teach her who's boss. Mmm, fuck I am so horny for that fine ass! Oh man, I need to get a better look! Excuse me ma'am, if you wouldn't mind moving your head? I can't see the horses.

Milestone in a Relationship by cpausti 7-02-05

Cheers, Watson! Good day! Ready for some prime investigation tonight? Sorry, I've got a date with Todd. We'll have to reschedule. Hmm... you're gay! No shit, Sherlock.

Ring my Sell by cpausti 7-02-05

Yes? Hi, I'm here selling the new Supreme Vacuum Cleaner. It cleans anything, anywhere. Guaranteed. It comes with a free, self-destructing Carson Daly doll. It self destructs when an audience member laughs. Lifetime guarantee.

Enjoy them as much as possible.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

wow

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i liked strange attractions. the rest were just so so. though if you would have turned watson around in panel 3 of milestones it would have hit a new level

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what if nigger meant kite

Done. I can't believe how many ways that worked out. Just turning him around. Amazing.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Yes, that would have created a comic to win any CC, regardless of the opening criteria.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

that suggestion took all of 11 minutes to become reality.

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what if nigger meant kite

I liked 'em, too! (the comics)

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.