I'm a cartoonist that doesn't draw! FUN!

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This is the kind of comics that Vin Diesel's disembodied, reanimated head would make if he had pencils stuck in his eyeballs to press the keys with.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

...Is that a compliment?

Gay music by mrpoop 7-04-05

I just got a new CD. It's called "A Variety of Whimsical Verse," by Of Montreal. Gay... Don't use gay like it's an insult. I'm not. I'm saying that the music is homosexual. It engages in sexual acts with music of the same gender. Oh... WHIMSICAL!

Your comics make me laugh.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

me too. im twice as impressed if you came up with this line and didnt steal it off some dead clown:

"I'm not. I'm saying that the music is homosexual. It engages in sexual acts with music of the same gender."

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what if nigger meant kite

biped's comment about the first comic was better than the comic itself. The second one's very good, though.

There's one of them in every Halo game. by mrpoop 7-05-05

Do you ever wonder if we smoke too much pot? I wonder a lot of things. Sometimes I get so high... like so high... Really high. Thought provoking. Lets go play X-Box Live and tell everyone how high we are. I'll get the cheetos.

I loved it until that last comic. But nevertheless I still think you're neat-o.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thanks! Which one was the one you didn't like? (I've updated like 100 times today...)

These comics are OK. Not "get the main role of the play" good, but "get to be the head of the horse in the play" good. You're not a horse's ass! Congrats!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Yay! I'm not a horse's ass!

Congrats!

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what if nigger meant kite

Joke! by mrpoop 7-05-05

Coming to you live... Good evening ladies and gentlemen! And now, for your pleasure and amusement, my friend here will tell a joke! For fat people, there are no see saws, only catipults. Thank you! Try the veal!

Rent by mrpoop 7-05-05

I just went and saw Rent on broadway. It was totally kick ass. Oh yes, such thought provoking lyrics. "We're not gonna pay rent. Rent rent rent rent rent." Don't you see? That's an allegory for things being "messed up" or "torn". Their lives are "rent". Okay, the fact that you know what an allegory is and like Rent proves my point. I'm not gay. Your boyfriend's butt is totally rent.

That last one you posted was excellent.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Hot Date by mrpoop 7-07-05

I've got a date tonight. Hot. Is she gonna touch your penis? Hey, listen, alright? This is a lady. Don't talk about her that way. Oh, I'm sorry... I mean wilst she toucheth thy penis of yore? If she doesn't I'll force her.

Not bad.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

Hari likes.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

If you like them rate me or my comics... They're ever so lonely without ratings.

And, if you don't like me... uh.. don't rate me or my comics? :-)

Don't want to leave you guys in suspense, of course.. here's the thrilling conclusion to Pirate's hot date...

Hot Date Part Two by mrpoop 7-07-05

So how did the date go? She didn't show up. I'm so embarassed. I hate women. That's okay, buddy. I'm here for you. Well, I can't have SEX with you... I was really hoping you would fail miserably anyways. ...can I?

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter by mrpoop 7-08-05

Mmm.. this is so delicious. I can't believe it's not butter. Well it isn't. No, seriously, I refuse to believe this is not butter. What's the matter with you? It says it's not butter on the damn spray. It's not fucking butter. I feel so betrayed. Well... I left a little surprise in your bed. I hope you don't say "I can't believe it's not dog shit."

Smoking by mrpoop 7-09-05

So it's been almost two weeks since I stopped smoking. Quitter. I think I'm beginning to lose touch with reality... ...Why are you looking at me like that? Oh, you dirty slut you, come let daddy give you a puff...

Have Your Cake And Eat It Too by mrpoop 7-10-05

...So then he says "Well, you can't have your cake and eat it too." What the hell is that supposed to mean? What else are you going to do with your cake unless you eat it? Well that's when I took the cake and shoved it down his throat until he stopped breathing. ...I hear sirens.