Oppressed by those above me... and not really likely to do anything about it. Crusading to get onto the Top Rated List takes too much effort.

Butch and Videogames by HCRoyall 7-03-05

Does Butch like that computer game I loaned him? Yeah. I'm a litle worried though. Oh, he's getting too involved with the game, huh? It's not that he's getting too involved, but the manner in which he's involved... [Barbarians have raided your kingdom. They killed your women and raped your livestock.] Noooo! Not the livestock!!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

you should turn around the computer in that last panel. that would take it to a whole new level

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what if nigger meant kite

"you should turn around the ________ in that last panel" is your new catch-all phrase, eh?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

you should turn around that atitude in that last post mister

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what if nigger meant kite

Fantastic! Funniest thing I've seen on here in a while.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

E-mails from Home by HCRoyall 7-07-05

I got an e-mail from my hippy aunt the other day, about how she was proud of me but that War was an atrocity in of itself and the existence of a military was a sin. This coming from a woman who dresses up like a skeleton and dances around in front of the terminally ill...

I can do funny once in a while.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

E-mails from Home by HCRoyall 7-07-05

One of my fiancee's childhood friends was driving drunk, got into an accident, and died Sunday. She was really upset about it; I was speechless. Mostly because the only thing I could think about was how it was Darwinism in Action, and I had a feeling that wouldn't be appropriate...

E-mails from Home by HCRoyall 7-07-05

I got an e-mail from my dad. My brother, who is being homeschooled, might not be able to go to High School next year because he won't do his work. Am I the only one who notices how sad that situation is?

But not always.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i like the one about the hippy aunt it was good

This is probably a reason why I'm an Underdog:

Dammit by HCRoyall 7-11-05

The other day I was just reading comics by random users I picked on a whim. I realized I was paying more attention to people's Favorites lists, checking for my name. I am a sad, sad excuse for a human being.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.