For people who actualy read my comic before you usualy see Babies talking or doing lame things but THIS time I decided to try something New.
I'm almost proud to present Timm the Dinosaur.
(Note* This Doesen't mean our humor improved its still the tasteless average humor except theres a male dinosaur pregnate in this one)

Introducing Timm by Chaplin 7-05-05

John, I hate my life! My boss is a Dick, My wife is sleeping with my father,and my fathers pregnate! Thats gotta suck. I mean my Boss gave me a raise, My wife got implants, and my fathers full male. ... You're not helping my situation. Never said I was Trying, Timm.

Timm needs to shut his Trap by Chaplin 7-05-05

Um...What are you doing? Writing you a ticket for parking in front of a Fire Hydrant. But your Police Car is parked in the Handicapped Zone so shouldn't it mean you should get a ticket too? I mean you can't enforce the law strictly if you won't obey it,right? apparently, I'm Wrong.

Timm speaks to his Pregnated Father by Chaplin 7-05-05

So Dad, Hows your Pregnacy going? Swell! Its fun feeling like you're trying to take S*** out of your mouth! Is it Really THAT bad?? Son, There are gonna be things Far worse than you could imagine... Like what? I'm a Man and I don't want to think WHERE this babys coming out.

Bad Days suck for Timm by Chaplin 7-05-05

Hey, TiVo. Bad Day? Could it be worse? And Bush has decided to invade Britian because Quote "He doesen't trust that Mr.Bean fellow" Touché.

Timm works at a Pencil Company by Chaplin 7-05-05

Timm! I'm demoting you! B..But why,Sir?? Because our sales are doing horrible and you know why? Because you fired half the staff so we can't keep up with demands and you're selling Pencils 80% more than our competitors . You forgot the Child Labor Lawsuits...

Yeah. I could've ended the last one better.
Anyways rate and comment.

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

Funny. Not funny "haha", but funny "hehe".

If you know what I mean.

Aside from the spelling (some of which I will forgive you for, so long as I can maintain the assumption that you are British and therefore have some different spellings than us here in the States) I thought they were pretty good.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.