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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Great ending! But, biped, could you try and explain to us what the zoo is called?

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

beastiality

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm afraid it's bestiality.

thats great

I know, but it seems to be more commonly referred to on the Internet as "beastiality", especially on the porn sites that specialize in it, and I wanted to go with the more familiar, descriptive spelling so most readers would know what I was talking about right away.

So, don't be afraid. Everything's going to be all right.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Biped, you're a sick little bastard.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

That's why he's great.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

These are the funniest biped comics I've seen so far. But they're still just "meh"

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"They [biped's comics] sort of have stories... like crabby only universally understandable for the most part" --Chicka

"I feel incomplete reading biped's comics" --Chicka

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Yay!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

ME RIKEY VEWY MUCH!!

Biped does a good job in class but typically veers from the current project to have sex with the class hamster.

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I dumb :D

The class hamster is the only one who ever remembers my birthday.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i thought they were only meh too and i usually find everything you do funny (except baby murder suicide)

'Mt. Schmeckel' was funny though

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what if nigger meant kite

Oh, yeah?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I could try and relate just how funny this batch is, but one cannot put it in words or even orgasmic animal howls.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

what about Mer? i can go Mer

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what if nigger meant kite

Erm...no.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Erm...no.

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what if nigger meant kite