this started as a mistake. it was supposed to be one comic--this one. but then when i went to do it i turned the mouse character facing the wrong way. so i wrote a second little comic to tie in a third that would be the correct way. but then in the third i left a dialog baloon in by acident. after that its a blur but i think i said oh fuck it

farmy by mandingo 7-06-05

troubling news from the north

i suddenly wish i could delete comics by mandingo 7-06-05

pay attention jack

farmy by mandingo 7-06-05

pay attention jack troubling news from the north

now i REALLY wish i could delete comics by mandingo 7-06-05

quiet down up there, i couldn't hear what he said

farmy by mandingo 7-06-05

don't you tell me what to do, cow. DON'T YOU EVER FUCKIN TELL ME WHAT TO DO AGAIN troubling news from the north

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now i REALLY REALLY wish i could delete comics by mandingo 7-06-05

YOU DON'T TALK TO MY WIFE THAT WAY holy cunt! bob's about to beat the carotene-colored crap out of carl! i see, i see! what kind of news?

farmy by mandingo 7-06-05

sorry, bob. i always forget she's your wife ever since you started FUCKIN SALLY TWO YEARS AGO OH SHIT, HE SAID IT! it was just a matter of time before that came out. troubling news

words cannot express my desire to delete comics by mandingo 7-06-05

IS THIS TRUE?? honey, baby, sugarplum, who are you goin to believe? me or some rabbit with angus authority issues? becasue... oh for fuck's sake... yes, it's true it's like watching faces of death. i can't turn away. yes, but what KIND of troubling news?

farmy by mandingo 7-07-05

BRING THAT BITCH OUT HERE! BRING THAT NASTY BITCH OUT HERE RIGHT NOW WHO YOU CALLIN NASTY, YOU BIG OVERGROWN COW !!gulp!! whuttadie miss? HEY, MURRAY! DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE! the kind that comes from the north

i'd delete comics even before makin love to your mom again by mandingo 7-07-05

thanks, pal! you made him vomit me up! i just meant he should take a knee. switch places with me.

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farmy by mandingo 7-07-05

or your dad by mandingo 7-07-05

bitch cow if it wasn't for you, i'd have a feline suit of armor on right now. oh, shutup. you vermin are supposed to survive this kind of thing anyway. so this troubling news? enemy spies have located the farm and missiles are already en route

farmy by mandingo 7-07-05

meanwhile up north man, they didn't suspect a thing. YOU CAN'T TALK TO MY WIFE THAT WAY! i almost blew it by breakin out laughing and the look on that penguin's face when the missiles hit! priceless you don't suppose the duck just meant for me to take a knee? troubling news from the past

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I read those and they looked like "What if SNL tried to make a skit about the book Animal Farm?"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Good stuff, but I don't think it'd really work without your explanation.

'Animal Farm' is just a takeoff on the skit SNL did on these comics when we hit the time travel age first couple wouldnt but i think it would after the third. its not even my style of comic really. i just fucked up so bad on the first couple i found myself in a FTC where i had to make it work. i thought it turned out pretty funny for coming from such humble beginings and for not havin the word nigger in it

OR DOES IT?

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