It's the life we choose by The_young_scot 7-07-05

Some of you may wonder, that even though I never seem to work, I can still afford to have the most up to date games... Just know that some sacrifices must be made to live my lifestyle... Half-Life 2.... you better be fucking worth this Thats the spot....

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I'm a little rusty at this by The_young_scot 7-07-05

I think my nuts are rusty

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Putting a square peg in a round hole by The_young_scot 7-07-05

Today the highstreet adult shop ann summers was sued by a customer The customer in question had apparently injured herself with a product, the store has called back that product. The Ann Summers HQ I'm sure it was user error...

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The Pun-dementals by The_young_scot 7-07-05

Man, Halo 2's ending is so disappointing Come on man you're always disappointed What? like when? Well remember how disappointed you were when you met the black knight?

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Fowl play on words by The_young_scot 7-07-05

Hey man, what you doing? Talking to some chick in a chatroom If she tries to come on you, its probably a guy What? I just sent a naked picture and your telling me its not a chick? GIVE ME BACK MY PICTURE! I KNOW YOUR NOT A CHICK! This is just a terrible joke and if you didn't see it coming please sodomize yourself with a badger.

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Not a bad start by any means. Although the "rusty" one didn't quite click for me.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

Fair enough, your comment is noted, glad you liked the rest though!

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Where can I get a badger?

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

Pop on over to my own personal website for the badger deprived souls in the world, www.badgermeupthe.com

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I liked the "rusty" one. It was just dumb.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm glad someone liked it!

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Paying for your crimes by The_young_scot 7-07-05

Elsewhere Man I hate to be the one to tell you this, but someone put a picture of you on the net paying for a blow job What? Its all a lie! I was framed! Yes, the last frame actually. You're going to hit me aren't you

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Thats not how you get ahead in life by The_young_scot 7-07-05

My thoughts swirled around my head like smoke in the wind, maybe they were right, what I had done was wrong Then the truth hit me like a piercing light through the fog of my obsession, something had to change in my life, I had to do things differently You can turn the light on now, I've decided not to donkey punch you to death then make love to your carcass in front of your family Do I still get paid? I really want Black & White 2

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The Power of dreams by The_young_scot 7-07-05

Breaking News Welcome to the channel 4 news, our art guy is dyslexic.. Oh I'm gonna key your wife and fuck your car! Tonight's main story, Brad Pitt chased me across northern France wielding some kind of lightsaber hedgehog, strangely before he caught me I awoke suddenly in my bed As the state cannot protect my dreams Brad Pitt was executed one hour ago And now Here's Sasha with the sports headlines.

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"Putting a square peg in a round hole" ROCKED, man!

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

great line

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what if nigger meant kite

cool thanks, the feedbacks been pretty positive which is a nice suprise, thanks guys

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Revelations by The_young_scot 7-08-05

I slept with your sister last night Oh? Yeah...I'm sorry I know this conversation couldn't really get more awkward I stand corrected

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You young Scots sure make funny comics.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

thanks, was cool that i found this site, as i've always wanted to make a funny comic, but lack drawing skills of any kind. so this works pretty well for me!

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True Story by The_young_scot 7-08-05

"Movie Trivia Madness! In Jerry McGuire, What pet did Tom Cruise take from his office when quitting?" Rene Zellweger Rene Zellweger We spend too much time together We spend too much time together

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Hey, I'm a young scot, how come i only have 3 stars?

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

Maybe i'm sexier?

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mad_matt:

Hey, I'm a young scot, how come i only have 3 stars?

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Could someone maybe rate my comics please? You'll get a free sodomy badger*

*only kidding, that just plain sick

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Shut the fuck up >=(

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

Badgers? Badgers!?!?! We don't need no stinkin' badgers!!!!!

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Sister act by The_young_scot 7-10-05

I'm sorry you had to find out that I slept with him like that, but I love him so get used to it But I love him too! Well this is akward Touche'

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Know your rights by The_young_scot 7-10-05

I mean I'm all for women's rights and stuff, women should be treated as equals.. Uh-huh But If women are equals, why do they expect us to open the door for them, pay for everything and just basically worship them? We have boobs

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