Eunuch by Studcake 7-08-05

Sometime in the ye olden days...... So Chow Mein, Why did you become a monk? For me it was sacrificing my great life, for one of poverty and humility. I consider it to be an ultimate test of my character. Well Chop Suey, for me it was the whole eunuch/no children thing that made me want to become a monk. What?

Ah, Wonderful Wonderful by Studcake 7-08-05

Welcome to studcake's commentary on the human race. I'm gonna mess you up Muthaf****** Bit** monkey! I find your words and actions to be incredibly offensive and I don't think you are representing the human race very well. Holy Shit, It's a demon monkey, I'm gonna need a bigger knife!

They're probably not very good, this is my first shot at this. Feel free to critique or whatever.

Thanks a ton.

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I am El Nino, for those of you who don't habla espanol, El Nino is spanish for........ The Nino! -Chris Farley

Not great, but not horrible. You have room to improve and probably will. Note: you don't have to censor the profanity -- the obscenity filter will do that for those who choose to use it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

oh thanks , I forgot about that

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I am El Nino, for those of you who don't habla espanol, El Nino is spanish for........ The Nino! -Chris Farley

Bush-Ninja by Studcake 7-08-05

For all of you who voted for John Kerry this is a message from the Bush Administration. Hi, I'm someone who voted for John Kerry. "We are watching you, don't ever vote against us again." The Bush-Ninjas are watching you.

Here's another one

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I am El Nino, for those of you who don't habla espanol, El Nino is spanish for........ The Nino! -Chris Farley

I think you have some untapped potential to make some funny comics.

The key word there being "untapped."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

here's my last ones for the day.

Gender Issues by Studcake 7-08-05

So, we're back at the hotel.... Yeah I guess so. Before we do this, What? Who the hell is the guy and who the hell is the girl?

Insanity, Now with 100% more zombies. by Studcake 7-08-05

Zombie Murder Movie 4: This time they want more than just brains. Brai..nn.sssss Hold it right there you zombie bastard. ta....sss.tttyyy NOOO! It's Aunt Margret! BLAM! The gunshot had a cold certainty to it, like the sound of hammers beating on a oil drum. Hey buddy, you look like you need one of me! I'm so sorry Auntie.

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I am El Nino, for those of you who don't habla espanol, El Nino is spanish for........ The Nino! -Chris Farley