Giving Up Bad Habits by Splunge 7-08-05

You were right. I stopped cutting myself. That was stupid and self destructive. You know, hammering nails into your head is stupid and self destructive too. How about this?

Strangers in the Night by Splunge 7-08-05

It's interesting to meet someone else here in the graveyard at night. I love to come here late like this. It inspires me to write spooky poetry! What do you come here for? A quick hump and then a snack. Could you move over? You're standing on my girlfriend... ... ... ... ... ... ... And my dinner.

No Good Deed is Left Unpunished by Splunge 7-08-05

Why the long face, sweetie? I signed up for the AIDS Walk. I met a guy there. We had sex. I caught AIDS! That's too bad. I guess I should take you off of the list for the Cancer Walk then?

Opus Dei, My Ass by Splunge 7-08-05

What does a priest really think? God. Yeah, right. What a racket.

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The AIDS walk comic was damn funny. The rest were crap.

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Fantastic Four- The Movie by Splunge 7-08-05

I am the Human Torch! I can burst into flame at will! My piss is a stream of flame! Hey, asshole! I'm in here! Oh, fuck. Sorry Sue. Heh. My dick is on fire! That's what you get for fucking that slut last night.

Too soon?

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Actually for starters I didn't think they were all that bad. The AIDS walk was clearly the best one. But the rest show promise. Just a little more practice and a little more refining of your technique and you'll have something good going for you.

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Lower Your Expectations by Splunge 7-08-05

So, according to the e-mails you sent to me, you are a 40 year old dominatrix. I can't believe you would lie like that. I flew all the way here to meet you. Okay, I'm ready to cut my balls off... Good slave.

How about this?

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Thanks to the people who commented. I appreciate all input.

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Expectations Part 2 by Splunge 7-08-05

Okay. So I cut off my testicles and buried them in this newly dug grave. I'll probably die from loss of blood. Are you happy now? Buy me a puppy.

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*Clap, clap, clap*
So, Mr Splunge, you're looking for apraisal now, aren't you? Look here, check out your info page. Just click the info button, and find out what all the donors have to say about your work. That is the easier way. Another way is to personally hunt down people, send them personal messages, and wait for a response. Try number two first I reckon. It might take longer, but at least you know you'll have to get a response. And also, people will have to answer you. Personally, they're a bit dirty. However, I see a bit of talent to make you the Stan Lee of stripcreator.com!

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i second what not_not_moderator said

the priest one could have been funny if you'd of kept the 'What does a priest realy think?' and made it something like:

frame1: God? Yeah, right.

frame2: What a racket.

frame3: I'd send a thank you card to the guy who thought it up if I hadn't strangled him for it back at at the halfway house.

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Um, fatguy? I don't seem to be able to find the part of the info screen that tells me what others thought of my stuff.

That is why I am posting in this forum. I want people to tell me what I think of the stuff that I do. If I need to pay for that extra info, no problem. I'll be glad to do it.

Now while I believe that you are sincere in your help, it seems that you are a bit angry.

What is it that I did to piss you off?

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I'm not ****ed off. And I'm not angry. I just think they're a little dirty. Honestly. I mean, no one else that I know on here has people chopping off their balls. So why you? It may be funny to see the person die that way, but isn't it your balls that make you a man? And honestly, with a bit more practise you might be the Stan Lee of stripcreator.com. To answer your first question however, people may not have left comments yet.

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Actually, I did a series once where Captain Chip cuts his own dick off.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/biped/sets/captainchip/246985

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Okay. I see. It's one of those, "comedians shouldn't work dirty" kind of things. And you feel that my stuff is "dirty" and so is not good?

I thought that we were able to post anything we thought was funny.

My funny and yours are obviously two different things.

I would suggest that you don't look at my future stuff then.

Just a heads up, my friend.

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Expectations Part 3 by Splunge 7-08-05

Uhgh. So weak. Can't move. Must crawl out of freshly dug grave. GASP! Pretty moon.

Expectations, Yet Again... by Splunge 7-08-05

I am a serious submissive. I will do anything you ask... Meet me in the local graveyard at midnight. Bring your own shovel. So this is for sex, right? Yep. Of course. And bring a puppy. Wow. You are really kinky. I like that.

Expectations are the Mother of... Aw fuck it. by Splunge 7-08-05

Hi, Brad. I know what you're doing sis. You gonna tell mom? Heck, no. As long as I get to eat his still beating heart this time. Done deal. And a puppy? Stop with the fucking puppies already. Okay?

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You Have to Know Where to Draw the Line by Splunge 7-09-05

Okay, so we have the rope, the shovel the axe... ...the gun, the knives and the duct tape. The picture of the victim... ...and don't forget the chloroform. So now get out of here you sicko, I have to pee... God, you are so strange!

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no thats the higher IQ and better income

and fatguy if you think ball choppings 'dirty' for this site then don't visit the random page for too long and definitely don't LOOK AT THIS COMIC

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I thought that we were able to post anything we thought was funny.

My funny and yours are obviously two different things.

I would suggest that you don't look at my future stuff then.

Just a heads up, my friend.

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Bahaha... I like them. Especially the one about the AIDS walk. The one with the little kids in the bathroom is pretty funny too.

Okay. I take it ball-chopping is now a craze on Stripcreator. Trust me, you can see the next Thunderous 3 issue joining in this craze. But once it's over, their taking to the times.

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Hey fatguy. I have to ask this. Whay are you on here if you are so upset about the content of the comics that may be posted? Didn't you understand the whole idea of stripcreator? As far as I can see it's a free reign kind of thing.

If it bothers you so much you can exercise your right to NOT look at it.

In fact, for your own mental health, you might exercise that option as often and frequently as possible.

Just a suggestion.

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Expect a p.m Splunge.

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Waiting.

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these comics are good better than mine way better

I think you've got it now.

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Okay, FG. Peace, right? We all bros here. ::hugs::

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Nite, all.

Can I have a puppy now?

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