10. Walter Missile, British Capitalist Of The 17th Century, Brought To The Future And Given Nuclear Warheads For Thumbs.
9. Vegan Bart, Malicious Old West Cattle Hustler Train Robber And Frequent Enjoyer Of Three Bean Salad.
8. Colonel Hubjumper, WWII Colonel Turned Intergalactic Bounty Hunter With Wheels.
7. Mr. 8942, The Helpful 1950s Robotic Information Advisor To The Preident Of A Respectable Pillow Manufacturer.
6. Toxic Faced Willie, A Scottish Male Stripper With Sulfuric Acid For Cheeks.
5. The Red Grape, A Red Grape Gone Haywire Through Work-Related Negligence. Now Roams The Earth With A Passion For Fish Flesh And Cotton Cans.
4. Stupid Flying Egg Man, With Eyebox-Powered Techno Scopes And Thickly Filtered Pasta Canes.
3. Kick Pow Smack Poof, Renegade Cyborg Sumo Wrestler From A War-Torn Future.
2. Wacky Josh The Iron Lung, The Most Personality Filled Hospital Device Ever Created.
1. Representative Gruesome Grag, The Rep For Dogopoff, America's Only Cannibalistic Imaginary State.
Once you make these characters, then we'll see about that top ten.
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