On the contrary, It's very a beary. Because while that beary is very scary, it's also a beary that's very hairy. If a beary is hairy, be it scary or merry, it's still beary of which you should be wary.
And since bearies hate dairy, and canaries and cherries, then what has it to eat but Larry and Gary? And what about about Barry and Carrie and Clyde? Should they be wary of the beary inside? That scary ol' beary who's hairy, not merry? That scary beary who lives in prairie of Bott? No, because Larry, Gary, Barry, and Carrie do not.
But Clyde got eaten. Nobody cares though, who's going to miss a douche from the prairie of Bott?
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It's grime time.