On the streets of this and some other nation's streets, desprate and penniless and with child, these young and senior women and men hit the corners and back allies, ready to spill thier beans for all who are willing to listen and also have sex for cash. For generations their stories have gone untold. Well NO LONGER.

Bear witness as these heartrending and horrible tales unfold, sweaty and malignent, for all to enjoy.

Hark.

Hooker Tales 1 (slight intoxication explains most things) by theReverend 7-13-05

So how do you personally deal with the everyday intricatcies of being a prostititute...in a cave, no less? Listen, I'm just trailer trash and I don't know what you're talkinga about. Well I'm a penguin!

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it could of been better

It could HAVE been a whole bunch better, ASSFACE.

Oh and don't worry, I'll make more.

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It could HAVE been a whole bunch better, ASSFACE.

Oh and don't worry, I'll make more.

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Hell, I laughed.

I have fans? That's awesome!

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Hooker Tales 2 by theReverend 10-02-05

Thank you so much sir, I haven't had a decent meal in weeks... I'm not suprised, you really should take better care of yourself. You're right...I'll try... Good. Now shit on that plate.

My critically acclaimed series is back from its relaxing stay on page ten.

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You should drink less. These are not nearly as funny as your other comics. That makes me a saaad panda.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Critically acclaimed.

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I like the plate shitting. In fact, I like all plate shitting.

Especially when they're actually shitting plates.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.