what can be said exept that im insane and unfunny:

life accomplishments by trogo 7-04-05

sorry i didnt do the dishes before i went to work today i was held up by the massive shit i had to take this morning. Seriously man it was massive, i left the toilet unflushed so you could marvel in its glory i think i need a new roomate

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what i go through by trogo 7-05-05

lets see here, i need an idea for a comic strip... 2 hours later mexicans, hah hah...i dont get it the next day... oh shit, i think i pooped my pants a little on that fart

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heaven as we know it by trogo 7-05-05

dum do dee dee... umm, hey superman yes my son? so are you like a jedi? can you move objects using the force? can i call you Joda? what did he say? he just asked me "how do keep a moron in suspense?" then he walked away

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this clears everythig up by trogo 7-07-05

there are many theories of why the dinosaurs went extinct oooh yeah! quit moving so much, spilling my damn coffee, bitch some say it was a meteor, some say an ice age dont call me names when we are making love, john shut your face and take it like a slut, ronald but to me its fairly obvious that its because they all went homo, thats right kids, dinosaurs were fags! i should shit on your dick you pull that shit and i'll fuckin stab you. talk like that and you wont get a reach around you asshole

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the news to me by trogo 7-09-05

and in todays advice section, we have angela writing in to ask:why does my boyfriend allways want me to masturbate in front of him?i want to just have sex, but he would rather watch, what should i do? gee, the news is really streaching for interesting topics these days ken writes in: "perhaps he just enjoys the way he masturbates instead of real sex" who are these people who ask and respond to these questions? and larry writes in: you should bring some mayonnaise into the bedroom and spread it all over him, that induces most men i know into sex i think im gunna take a shower for 3 hours now, i must reak like mayonnaise...

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They're not BAD, anyway. :)

I probably like the dino comics one best, except I felt the narration carried on too long in the last panel... ending it at "they all went homo" would make it better overall, I feel. :o

Marveling at the glory of poo seems like something I would do, so that one might be bad. ;) Funny, though.

My favorite line: "Mexicans, hah hah... I don't get it" Great! :D

me too

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what if nigger meant kite

The Dino one is definitely the best, but you show promise throughout!

Then again... so did I at one time...

*sigh*

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Not bad a'tall. Keep it up and maybe make sure you don't get so wordy in the first panel, then you're good to go. I personally feel that more than one sentence per character in the first panel is a recipie for unhilarity.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I would read this comic if if were in a newspaper, and enjoy it. I would not, however, buy a newspaper for the sole purpose of reading it. Also, I probably won't seek out your comics on this site, but if I do run across one I'll probably like it.

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8===D

I would enjoy these comics if I clicked on this thread and read them.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Is it just me? When people title their threads in "Read My Damn Comics" in a self depricating way like "these suck" or "my fucking god my comics are so bad", I don't even want to look at the damn comics. If you think they are so bad, then why post them at all? Do you think the title of the thread will stop people from seeing if they really are bad? Or that the title will stop people from telling you that they are bad? I think that you actually think that they are really good, but you are being passive-aggressive. You know, being confrontational in a reverse-psychological way. "You can't hurt me I already hurt myself."

If you like your stuff enough to post them for feedback than at least have the balls to own up to them. Or name the thread in a neutral way. "I'm new here, these are my first comics", "What do you think of these?" See?

Believe me, if people think they suck, they will tell you.

On that note, the last two were okay. I liked the dino one. A bit too verbose in the last narration. Keep working. Not that I would know. My stuff all sucks real bad.

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

Is this better?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

There ya go.

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

I think it's a consensus that you're doing alright. Like everyone's saying, just work on the verbosness a touch and you'll be just fine. Of course I'm no one to talk when it comes to verbosness...

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

i dont think its that shit at all. i think its that alot of people are nervous when putting themself out there to a new group. i'm fine with reading their stuff. its the ones that ask for opinions and then bitch the first time they get a bad review that i don't even bother with

but i do plan on taking your advice just as an excuse to name all my future Read My Damn Comics threads "look upon these works, ye mighty, and despair"

if i think about that sentence for too long my head will explode

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what if nigger meant kite

In my opinion, the people who post under self-depreciating titles are the funnier ones. You're okay, you just try and put too many words in your comic, Like Omni said. Keep working on it and you'll improve.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.