Yes, that's right...it's time for you to "wake up" your creative minds, and "die"-ve right into this fun contest. (See how I made a play on words?)

This time, your task will be to show what would have become of famous singers, actors, politicians, etc. if they had not become famous singers, actors, politicians, etc. You know, if they were just regular dumb people with regular dumb jobs and stuff!

That's it! So let all your great ideas out of "mind-jail" and let 'em do...whatever! It'll be more fun than getting the shit kicked out of you by rage-fueled bikers!

If no one enters, my hatred for everyone in the whole world will increase exponentially until it fills the entire galaxy.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

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what if nigger meant kite

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troelsea at gmail dot com

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what if nigger meant kite

Hereby mark my entrance into the valley of the photoshopping. I don't even have photoshop! Haha!

-Notice the cameo by John Kerry

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8===D

Well, if there aren't going to be any more entries, I'll probably judge this thing tomorrow.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I've already used this one before, but who cares?

[IMG]http://tinypic.com/9hrnm9.jpg[/IMG]

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

These were all very good, but TheReverend's entry made me laugh, so he wins.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i want to see what that crazy bastard comes up with. i hope he judges drunk so i can see someone cry

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what if nigger meant kite