tell me which one you like the most.

Tales from the Drunken Clam by SensesFail 7-14-05

Look Bill just shutup! I dont need any of your crap! Just shut up your a moron. Im gonna come to your house and cut of your penis and dance around waving it. You have a hot head. um....What? It means you get mad easily. O I thought you were talking about my penis. .....

Grim Reaper Co. by SensesFail 7-14-05

*ehem ehem* I am the Grim Reaper tell me where Bill Jackson is! Are you gonna kill him? Yes his time has exprired!! It is his turn to die!!! Fuck off stupid Grim Reaper im not gonna let you kill Bill he's my best friend you ugly ass bastard. \/ The first recorded time the Grim Reaper has cryed. *sniff* What an ass.

Ask Jeeves by SensesFail 7-14-05

Hey what dose penis mean? I dunno lets go Ask Jeeves. Hey Jeeves what dose penis mean? Well lets think about it........ "BIG MEN WITH BIG BONERS" Click here "BIG BONER CENTRAL" click here " BONERS GALORE CLICK HERE!

Bored as hell. by SensesFail 7-14-05

Rabbit Season. Prepare to die Daffy. Who the hell are you? Im Ronald the Homicidal Hare. ...Its Rabbit Season. Then I must die! Wow this comic fucking sucks.

Crazy Goat by SensesFail 7-18-05

Goaty goes to the preist for advice... Hello preist! Oh you just sinned. The word Hell is in the word Hello! um yeah so.... So I must purge you of your sin now. Take off your clothes and come closer. You do realize im a goat right? Come closer and let me give you a "popsicle".

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Love me with a chainsaw.

Your fucking comics suck, bitch.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

Since when do you need to be told the obvious? BAD, Bad, and more bad. Now go and rip all the funny out of yaself and chuck it onto the screen for once. I'd rather go with seriousness. It's what I'm best at. Always go with what your best at. And being serious, at least now and then a funny comic will pop up. Every now and again.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

I think I liked Ask Jeeves the best.

Grim Reaper really could have been better, and I think we both know that.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I liked the one where you didn't try to get people to constructively criticize your comics by insulting them.

Oh, wait.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Those were bad, but just work on improving, you can be funny if you try real hard.

Oh, and perhaps act with a bit more courtesy. People enjoy that.

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It's grime time.

Not much with the funny... but don't dispair, you'll get better...

...hopefully.

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]