I'm black and oh, hell. I've been kind of worked up over all this internet racism.

Well, fuck it. I give all non-blacks permission to say nigger anywhere on the internet or to any blacks they choose! :D Isn't that great!

Call me a nigger if you like. In fact, include your links to nigger comics of all kinds here!

(This should be interesting.)

I don't use the word "nigger" on the internet. Why do want me to start doing it, stupid?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Shut up, honky.

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Poop.

Search for the word in this place and you will find an abundance of strips.

Hey, don't forget to search for "spic", "honkey", "fag", "retard", "redneck" and various other slurs. Fun with words!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

There are black people on Krypton? Oh wait, "were". Krypton exploded or something, right?

Sorry. I guess I meant "niggers". Niggers on Krypton.

Good band name.

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kryptonbornson, if you've ever laughed at any of the following, you don't have a leg to stand on:
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[*]blond joke
[*]polack joke
[*]chappelle's show
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that was going to be my entire reply, but then i decided to reply to EVERY DAM THING you said so that if this ever comes up again, i'll just link to this thread and not say a word. that way i won't have to always feel compelled by the latest PC vigilante to defend something thats mine and only mine and you don't have any dam say in - my sense of humor

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not trying to be clever. trying to be funny. they were funny to me. i suceeded

and your allowed to do just that

slavery isnt a black and white thing. it isn't even a race thing. its a human thing. go back through history and look at who's been enslaved and who's been the enslavers, then look at the color of their skin and try to find a pattern. start in Africa

yes, and by that reasoning so did water and herpes

Your kidding right? Nigga is not the same word as nigger and even if it was, the years of slavery and discrimination earn blacks the sole right to use that word.

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first, nigger vs. nigga is just media differentiated bullshit. go download some original gangster/gangsta rap and tell me if they use the word 'nigger' or 'nigga' or both. its the same dam word. the distinction was emphasized because it gave record labels and tv shows freedom to use it without too much heat, and because it gives black people like you who buy into it the ability to turn a blind eye to the hypocrisy of being OK with black people using the word, but not white people

second, don't give me that i paid the price i can use it bullshit. the only way you've "paid the price" is by letting the fact that blacks were enslaved affect your identity. realize that slavery has happened to many different races and you can stop paying it

and if obscenity laws shared your view and were dependent on skin color, guess what that would be called? yup. racism.

in fact, what you just said will probably be the most racist thing in this thread. people probbly just don't call you on that bullshit, so your used to getting away with it

don't they have a name for black guys that never do things that make people uncomfortable?

(i'm pretty sure that was another racial joke if your keeping count)

no you don't. if you thought of yourself just as a person and not black you would have been complaining equally hard about what if faggot meant vacuum and what if herpes meant faith, based on your assumption that gays and christians will be as tight assed as you

not when it comes to free speech, and your making that point for me. imagine a white guy going into black forums and doing exactly what your doing but in reverse. think he'd be treated as civily as you are? also think of the movie 'White men can't jump' and tell me what would happen if they made 'Black men can't swim.'(fear factor doesn't count). there would be outcries from the naacp and the rainbow coalition and all the other dumb asses who didn't mind the 'White men can't jump' title at all. its a bunch of self serving bullshit that continues to get perpetrated by people like you who think you've 'paid the price' so have the right to your racism. fuck that and fuck you if you think that, whatever your color

did it ever occur to you that having to defend an entire race to someone makes that someone, by definition, a racist?

black racists? shocking!

guess again. i'm probably older than you. old enough to have figured out how to think for myself

racism is racism. no such thing as 'reverse' racism. the fact that you used the phrase is further proof that you identify being enslaved with blacks, rather than with mankind as a whole. likewise you probably identify enslavers with whites instead of with mankinds failings as a whole

yup.

sadly thats all i'll be replying on your lengthy post, drunken Splunge, since i hate saying 'i agree' more than 4 times in a post

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what if nigger meant kite

I'm not going to get too heavily involved in this, but I do have to mention the whole slavery ideal and persecution.

I'm part Jewish. The jews have been enslaved many times, but the most early recollection that I can think of was by Egypt. Last I checked, Egypt was part of Africa.

So shut your fucking pie hole. I didn't enslave you. I don't owe you shit. I'm not enough of an asshole to go around saying "You fucking nigger, get off my lawn!" or some stupid bullshit, but I'll gladly laugh at a joke, despite its horribly racist roots.

Yep, it's shitty that people still have negative feelings toward blacks for the fucking color of their skin. I think it's complete bullshit. I've seen that shit happen in my own workplace, a couple jobs ago. It wasn't a black guy, but it was the same bullshit. A Mexican girl and I had been there the same amount of time, I got a raise, she didn't. It wasn't because I was a better worker than her, it was because she was a mexican, and I called my employers on that bullshit.

Secondly, I've worked for a black man, at my last job. He started his own business. He broke through the stigma that whites and much of his own kind put on blacks. Being called a "nigger" didn't stop him from doing that, and I'm sure he got that shit. He was from Missouri.

Anyway, this is the last you'll hear from me on this subject. I think the whole PC bullshit and racism crap needs to just die, both at the same time. It's only because we make distinctions that we see them. Have a good time on the site, and stop complaining about the jokes you don't like.

And for your information, I'm 22. If you're 50 or so, then fine, I concede your right to call me "kid", but if you're in your twenties, shut the fuck up, you age-hating bastard.

Oh, and by the way, my dad was forced into retirement because he's apparently too old to do something he's really good at. Bias and ignorance aren't limited to race. Everyone has tasted it before. Most of us just try to laugh at ourselves as much as we laugh at eachother.

Listen to some Carlos Mencia some time.

I'm out.

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I'm Irish and Scottish. The descendant of the so-called "Blacks of Europe". You want to whine about how bad slavery was? Compared to the treatment of Irish immigrants, the African slaves were living it up at Club Med. After the slaves were freed, there were quite a few places that would hire blacks over Irish, because 'even niggers are better than the Irish.' Fuck, my ancestors not only were too poor to even contemplate owning a slave, they didn't even emmigrate to the States until the 1920's, and I have blacks bitching to me about how MY taxpayer dollars should pay for reparations for their great-great-great-grandaddy's slavery? How about you pay ME some fucking reparations for the jobs my great-grandparents couldn't get because blacks were the more attractive hire?

Did you ever wonder who sold the slaves to whites in the first place? Why, it was other Africans, of course! I hate this bullshit. Go ahead and hide behind your shield of persecution rather than try and change the way things are. Like mandingo said, if I went onto a forum populated by a black majority and protested the use of the word "cracker", I'd have people on me like white on rice as if I don't have a right to feel offended by a racist slur.

I grew up being the only white kid in a black neighborhood, and I can't tell you how many times I heard "honkey" and "cracker" thrown around, but you can bet your ass I would've gotten the shit beaten out of me if I so much as breathed "nigga", regardless of the context.

I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or orange with pink polka dots. If you're an asshole I'm going to treat you like one. If you're a cool person, I'll treat you like one. If you're going to be a whiny little bitch, then you have no right to fucking complain when people chew you out.

I'm 21 and I've spent my entire life being shut out for some reason or another. Sometimes because I was white, sometimes because I'm male, several times in college because I wasn't Asian, even once or twice because I "look Jewish". That confused the hell out of me, considering my heritage. Don't try and take the moral high ground when we've all been discriminated against for one reason or another.

YOU opened this can of worms, asshole. So don't complain about what comes out.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm just waiting to see if anyone's going to post on this thread repling to what kryptonbornson actually said.

Hey guys. I've heard all this stuff before. Use the word. You have my blessing.

No I don't laugh at Polish or Blonde jokes, I thought that was offensive since the beginning of Elementary. I can't bless that shit though, cause I'm not those people.

Whoops! I forgot something.

Most of what you guys said proves my point about racism. It's irrational. Black people aren't perfect and no race is, so how can you discriminate over something like that? All kinds of people suck. I can't vouch for the whole race, I just know what I go through.

Yup, I know the truth about the slave trade and all that. You guys make it seem as if it's a joke though. I wouldn't joke about the Holocaust.

It's funny that I've never experienced as much racism as on the internet. I've been discriminated against, but only called nigger once or twice by drunk rednecks driving by.

It's weird to see what others think of black people. Online they're honest at least. I definately know racism isn't a conspiracty theory anymore. I wasn't imagining things.

Well, have fun with the word. It's my gift to you assholes.

Anthropologists agree: There really is no such thing as race. There are people who think there's such a thing, and many of them make decisions based on this fiction. But there is no way to operationally define "race" and then point to a person and say he is of this or that "race."

Furthermore, all human populations seem about equal in their innate abilities.

Racists are idiots.

That said: What is it with black people and camping? They just don't seem interested.

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Oh, lord yes. It just needs to be stamped out and forgotten already. Good god, it's the 21st century, we should be above this sort of petty discrimination and argument. PC crap and hate crime laws are just racism dressed up in pretty colors and made to look cool.

Let's take the term African-American. That is one of the most incredibly racist things out there. What about darker skinned people from South America? They're lumped in to the African-American name too. That's like taking a bunch of white guys, from Europe and Canada and America and all over the place and labeling them "Canadian Americans". See what I'm getting at?

Just fucking stop fighting with each other and pretend that racism never existed, that's the only way it will go away.

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It's grime time.

Hate crime laws are like anti-terrorism laws: When a guy clubs another guy dead in a bar fight, it's manslaughter. The victim of the crime is dead. When a guy clubs a faggot dead in order to scare all the faggots, it's a hate crime. One victim is dead, while the rest live on in terror. Therefore, in addition to the crime of killing a person, the killer has inflicted harm on society at large.

That's supposed to be the distinction. I haven't made up my mind whether or not it's valid, but hate crime legislation sounds like more than "racism dressed up in pretty colors." To me, anyway.

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I prefer to be neutral. I hate th people that complain about racists and feel hard done by and i hate the poeple that are racist. Time to relax and ignore the bad.

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I dumb :D

I don't use the word "nigger" on the internet. Why do want me to start doing it, stupid?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Fucking poser.

I believe that humans should all go back to Africa where they came from.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I've been camping twice. Liked the first time, the second time I spent a week in San Antonio with the Boy Scouts. I didn't like that one as much.

I didn't start this, I just stumbled upon a guy (mandingo) saying some racist stuff on the board in response to comments about his comics. I'm just tired of getting mad about it, that's all. Everywhere I seem to go that allows racism, I seem to find it.

Brad has never allowed racism. 90% of the people who have been banned haved been because they either posted racist comments or made racist comics. The only problem is that Brad can't go through every single comic to make sure it's up to the standards. If you have a complaint, let him know. If he feels it's serious enough he'll do something about it.

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Poop.

In that case, your "I allow you to say the word 'nigger'" schtick is just plain stupid. Come up with something else or you'll just sound stupid.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

YO WHERE MY GOOKS AT?!!?

No really though, I think we should give each other high-fives a bunch of times. Nobody would hate other people if they could just get over how weird it is to physically touch "folks" of diff'rnt races.

I think cock-asians are the most different race of all.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Nobody would hate other people if they could just get over how weird it is to physically touch "folks" of diff'rnt races.

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When you said "weird," I think you meant "hot."

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