Ah, Youth! by Splunge 7-18-05

God, I am so depressed. There can't be anyone more depressed than I am... I can't believe that i got AIDS from a guy I met on an AIDS walk. I'm fucking dead, FUCKING DEAD!!! ... I am so miserable. My life sucks. Nobody is more depressed than I am.

It's a Matter of Focus by Splunge 7-18-05

My life sucks. I should just kill myself. The world hates me. Oh, why was I born... Please help me! I am being chased by a mob of people who think I am a terrorist! ...I am just so unlucky. Why am I alive?

You Can't Always Get What You Want by Splunge 7-18-05

I hate my life. I wish I was dead. Oh, now THIS sucks!

But If You Try Sometime... by Splunge 7-18-05

I can't believe it. The world has been destroyed. How much worse can my life get? Yeah, tell me about it. Hey, you're still alive too. Yeah, I am. But I'm still miserable. Wow, you are really depressing.

You Get What You Need by Splunge 7-18-05

I'm realy fucking depressed. So am I. Wanna fuck? Sure. let's do it right here. Cool!

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

Post-apocalyptic fucking, eh? What are you, the spokesman for my subconcious obsessions?

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Damn teenagers.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That last comic makes me horny too.

NO SPANKLING! NOT THE WHIPS!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.