Chuckaduck
My tongue's your thong...
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Could I get some comments? Bored and thought I'd ask...
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| So, did you call me here to insult me or is there actually something important behind this. | |
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| ...I got my girlfriend pregnant. | |
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| Um...well.........you're fucking with me, aren't you. | |
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| Shit yeah, I could never get my girlfriend pregnant... ...you're wife only lets me give it to her up the dookiechute. | |
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Really, I love these two guys.
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| So you admit you're a dick. | |
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| I could make the comment of 'you are what you eat' now if I wanted to y'know. | |
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| I'm your wife's vagina covered in honey with sprinkles? | |
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| Let's say you DID get your girlfriend, who is NOT my wife, pregnant. What would you want, out of curiosity? | |
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| To have sex with your wife's sister. | |
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| Seriously, what would you want? | |
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| To fuck Jessica Alba while Beyonce gets eaten out by her, and all the while have my hole plugged with Thalia's tongue. | |
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| I really, really can't talk to you. | |
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| You should have stopped trying at Inner Struggle 2 to be honest. | |
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| The entire world not only knows about my private habits with animals, they also think I love the cock! | |
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| Whoa, that's a zinger. Hold on a sec... | |
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| What the FUCK are you doing? | |
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| ...trying to access my "I really give a shit" program while at the same time closing my "HAHAHA you sick fuck!" application. | |
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| Hmm. I guess there's nothing like a few drinks to take your mind off of your troubles. OH! Hey, did you see that new hooker working the corner outside? | |
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| Who, Mandi? Yeah, she's the little sister of my buddy Mike. Poor sick thing she is. Ripe with STDs and spreading them to guys in spite. Getting paid to do it too! | |
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| You're about to make another trip to the local free clinic aren't you. | |
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After the ass-raping from last time about folks not into the FF-esque names appearing before statements I'm kind of edgy but what the hey.
--- Don't like it? Eat me.
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