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Boritom
Destroyer of Worlds, Crocheter of beer-can hats

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Angst by Boritom
7-19-05
Dammit... I just need a woman for a while... Someone to hold and be good to...
I mean... is that SO MUCH to ASK, for Christ's sake? I'm not talking about a long-term commitment or a disgusting perverted sex romp...
...just to spend some time with someone sweet and kind, someone who will allow me SOME dignity and won't tear me down and try to remake me?
I just wanna be held... I just want a nice girl to care, if only for a little while... Is that REALLY so much to ask? Well, is it?
We interrupt this blabbering doofus to inform you that we are the last two straight women on the planet!
Yeah... We're gonna tag-team this cockface so bad, he'll be praying for the day his penis rots and falls off! If I wanted to hear a man cry, I'd be dating Alan Alda!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

7-19-05 8:08pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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Heh. It's funny cuz it's true...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

7-19-05 11:59pm (new)
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