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| Dammit... I just need a woman for a while... Someone to hold and be good to... | |
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| I mean... is that SO MUCH to ASK, for Christ's sake? I'm not talking about a long-term commitment or a disgusting perverted sex romp... | |
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| ...just to spend some time with someone sweet and kind, someone who will allow me SOME dignity and won't tear me down and try to remake me? | |
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| I just wanna be held... I just want a nice girl to care, if only for a little while... Is that REALLY so much to ask? Well, is it? | |
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| We interrupt this blabbering doofus to inform you that we are the last two straight women on the planet! | |
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| Yeah... We're gonna tag-team this cockface so bad, he'll be praying for the day his penis rots and falls off! If I wanted to hear a man cry, I'd be dating Alan Alda! | |
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