May the Good Lord shine a light on you. by suicide_king 7-19-05

Daddy, I need you to shine a flashlight on my anus in the middle of the night. What the fuck for? That's when the female pinworms come out and lay their eggs. I think I got 'em. Why the fuck you think that? I'm not sleeping well, I'm irritable, I have rectal pain and my sphincter itches uncontrollably. Fuck, then I've had pinworms my whole life!

West Virginian Veterinarian by suicide_king 7-20-05

Now this won't hurt a bit. What seems to be the problem with my donkey, Doc? Urinary tract infection. Are you sure? Oh, I'm sure. I've never tasted semen so bitter.

The second one is my favorite.

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obscenity filter is off

there funny

Sick

Wrong

Evil

...and fucking funny, 'specially the second one.

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

i liked the first one better. i saw the punchline to the second one coming

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what if nigger meant kite

Excellente, mi amigo.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.