Hello, all stripcreators and obnoxious trolls alike! It's been awhile since my last CC (260something if I remember correctly), but I've been rife with ideas for quite a long time. And well, this idea's a little personal.

What you have to do is shoot me a private message, saying something about how you would like to enter CC290. Then, I will give you your own set of personal rules. YOU MUST SEND A PM FOR EVERY COMIC YOU MAKE (unless it's a series). HOWEVER, if you do not wish to participate with the set of rules bestowed upon you, make a comic about me. That's all there is to it, really.

The one rule that applies to everyone is that you will gain extra points for making a reference to any of Roman Polanski's movies.

Also, you will gain bonus points for identifying the film that this garbled image comes from:

NOW GO, ZARATHUSTRA!! PM LIKE A TEENAGER WITH LITTLE TIME ON HIS HANDS!!!

CC 290: possums 'n' mom by biped 7-20-05

POSSUMS! OHHH, POSSUMS! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT NOW, MOMMY! TESS NEXT DOOR WAS THIS CLOSE TO BLOWIN' ME! I heard you been messin' round wit de white girls again. This gots to stop, boy -- DAMN IT, MOM! I'm WHITE! When the hell will you get that through your THICK FUCKING SKULL -- Bull-SHIT you is white! You done come outta MY loins! And dey is BLACK LOINS! Yeah? Well, a WHITE DICK must'a got stuck in them BLACK LOINS when you weren't lookin'!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 290: Twin Woe by OmniMarconi67 7-20-05

Dude, so how'd your hot date go last night? It was going well...but it ended up being worse than the night I took her twin to see The Ninth Gate. What do you mean? Well, here's how it went: We went back to my place to watch Greg the Bunny, and like her twin she ended up going right as we were about to have sex. How come? Like her twin, I asked her if their twins were also twins...I guess they didn't find that as funny as I did...

My Rules:
1. Your comic must contain a theme of twins.
2. You must have no word longer than five letters in the entire comic, including the title.
3. You must make a reference to a cancelled FOX television show.

Considering my limited vocabulary options, I think I did pretty good.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

Roman Polanski and Possums by mrpoop 7-20-05

...So then he said to PM him to get a comic idea. Fuck that shit. Well... then we should act out a comic about him and Roman Polanski. Okay. VERE ARE DE JUDEN, POSSUMS!?! NEIN AND GUTTEN TAG! LET ME PLAY VITH MY PIANO UND EATEN DE GERMAN SNARSAGE!

CC 290 token entry by HCRoyall 7-21-05

Bill! Tell me everything you know about Roman Polanski's movies so we can win possums's Comic Contest! I would, but... But what? I only watch snuff films. Dammit! Me too! That inconsiderate marsupial titburger...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I would like to rephrase this little criterion:

You will gain extra poitns for making a GOOD reference to any of Roman Polanski's movies. I do mean specific movies, people, and so far, only one person has got that right.

I would like to rephrase this little criterion:

You will gain extra poitns for making a GOOD reference to any of Roman Polanski's movies. I do mean specific movies, people, and so far, only one person has got that right.

UND IT VAS ME! YOU PLAY ZE PIANO GUUT, YA HEIR POSSUMS? ZEE HOLOCAUST IS NO GOOD, YA?

Somehow I think he wasn't referring to Mr. Poop...While I understand you might be trying to infer The Pianist, I clearly mention the name of a movie, The Ninth Gate...and it also looks like I was not only the only one to make the right kind of reference, but I was also the only one with the balls and/or smarts to follow my given theme and make it work. Honestly now, I can't be the only one, can I?

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

You dropped the name of a movie. He referenced one.

Yeah.... it must be personal:

CC290: A Toyota 0.92 cc ? by lukket 7-21-05

At "Ad Data" Reno's slogans nag Olsson, er... "A Toyota's a Toyota!" Yo, Boy! "A Toyota! Race fast, safe car. A Toyota!" "Hell, it's a Toyota still, eh? " He's selfless, eh?

1. Nothing but palindromes. Use google if you must. Your title must be a palindrome as well.
2. All of your characters must be co-workers at whatever job it is they work at.
3. You may have no female characters.

Dammit, I'm mad!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Whoa now tiger! That's pretty condescending there. The only one with the balls and/or smarts? Someone thinks rather highly of themself...

My theme works pretty well, I must say. I didn't just reference a movie- My characters ENACTED one.

Catholic Choices by cpausti 7-21-05

Sexagesima. Oh crap, is that today? Only two weeks, I haven't even decided what to give up for lent! Perhaps sex with underage asians would be a good choice.

1. The word "sexagesima" must pop up somewhere in your comic, and it must be used correctly.
2. Coincidentally, it may only be used once.
3. The comic must take place underwater.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Komic Kontest #290: Low-budget Haiku Les Miserables by HCRoyall 7-22-05

I am a wanted/ man for I did steal some bread./ Please don't hate me! I am a Lawman./ Even though you served your time/ I will still hound you. Argh! I am dying!/ I hate you, you stupid fag./ Go away and die... Soon I die as well,/ But my daughter is happy/ that little orphan...

I accidentally deleted the pm with my rules, so I have to hope I remembered them right.

1. The comic must reference a classic novel.
2. All speech bubbles must be in the form of haiku.
3. The letter "c" may not appear in the comic at all.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

One way to get around some rules is to use numbers.

My rules were:
1. You may not feature the letters D, V, or O anywhere in your comic, including the title.
2. The theme of your comic is "untying knots."
3. You may only use characters from the "submitted" and "props" categories

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

1. Your comic must be intentionally unfunny. This can be realized by using the "fuck method" which is intentionally mispelling everything, or the "attitudechicka method" which is forgetting a punchline.
2. You must reference at least three other users besides yourself and me in the comic.
3. No use of plural nouns.

Hooker with a penis and a vagina by qwertyuio 7-22-05

I sure do enjoy this site I enjoy the work of Biped, AllHallows, and the TheKomikKreator. This site sure is swell. Wel i shur gld u haf a hobbi bc1dz kuttin yocelf.

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

CC290: Blondes and Razorblades by DragonXero 7-22-05

Like, oh my GAWD! Like, my boyfriend, totally turned off my Britney Spears to listen to his Iron Maiden garbage! That is like, totally not cool. My boyfriend totally switched off my Christina Agulera to listen to his Exhumed! That is so totally lame. Hey, wait, like, you like Christina Agulera? She's like, the new Britney Spears. I totally still like Britney, but she's getting TOTALLY old now. That is, like, totally true. But at least it's not like, growling stuff. What's that Exhumed band talk about anyway? Like, my boyfriend says that it's totally about fucking women with staplers.

Yeah, it's lame. I suck at comic competitions.

Rules:

1. Two Britney Spears fans must be conversing about current metal acts.
2. None of your words can start with the letter "D."
3. Someone must mention office supplies.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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1. You may not feature the letters D, V, or O anywhere in your comic, including the title.

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My rules:

1. You may not use all caps or use the word "fuckface."
2. Your comic must be about the deep south, but must include no racial slurs.
3. Your comic must take place in two different time periods. Use a series if you wish.

CC 290: dirty south by mandingo 7-22-05

could you point me to the Birmingham library? HEY! YOUS THAT EDUMACATED SLUTTY RETARDED FOUR EYED BEANPOLE BROKE ASS BASTARD CHILD BITCH WITH BAD BREATH AND BODY ODOR WHO JUST MOVED HERE FROM CALEE FORN EYE A, AINCHA? I'S GONE RAPE YOU STUPID! then nine months later you were born. my sweet little Cynthia. so innocent. so trusting. so naive we also have Thin Mints!

i'll guess 'The Fatal Glass of beer' for that picture but i dont have a fuckfacing clue

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what if nigger meant kite

Well, you disobeyed one of your rules there... still, it's pretty good.

CC 290: Spelling begone by NeoVid 7-22-05

The word is "canon." C, A, N, O, N. Spell "except." Uh... E, X, C, E, P, T. Now, spell "xanthleasmoidea." F, U.

1. You must be drunk while this comic is being made. (assuming you're 21, i mean, which i think you are. i dunno. use nyquil if you're not.)
2. Use of the letter "Y" in any circumstance is out of the quiestion.
3. The setting is that of a spelling bee.

Should be pretty clear that I followed 1, since this isn't much different than any other comic I've done.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

thought you meant all caps for the comic not a panel. i should probbly disqualify myself anyway since i ran the last one. i'm just having fun with

your rules:

1. You may not include the letters C, F, S, or J anywhere in your comic.
2. The theme is that of a tournament.
3. You can only use the props box for characters.

the only two remaining in the tournament

and they had but one thing on their mind

by mandingo, 7-22-05

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what if nigger meant kite

your set of rules:
1. You must make a reference to Dance Dance Revolution.
2. Inclusion of a character in a wheelchair is a major plus.
3. There should be some mention of plywood, but not in the context of DDR or wheelchairs.
4. You may only include two characters, and one of them must be from the 'props' section.

CC#290 - Chat Chat Revolution by lima 7-22-05

Yeah, i don't play 'Dance Dance Revolution', it isn't realistic enough. The IRL version is better Har har. So you prefer dancing in clubs to on a computer game. Fair enough, but some of us can't actu... No no, i don't 'dance', i mean the whole 'revolution' bit is unrealistic. In the IRL game I invented, I travelled forward in time to when Ireland is ruled by Michael Flatley, and revolted In real life? You held a 'Riverdance Revolution' in the future? You have a time machine? Thats impossible. Without millions of tests anyway. I did test it. Last week I timewarped back fifteen years and crippled this short sighted toddler with a chunk of plywood ....THAT WAS YOU?!?!?!

phew!

i officially disqualify myself since i ran the last one. i told possums to give me rules hard enough to stunt my growth as a human being

Two 19yo hot blond college sophomores decide to experiment by mandingo 7-23-05

as Sara put 'Star Ocean' into the CD player her eyes met Julie's. she turned toward her, their mouths slowly opening they turned off the light then quickly back on. it was the talk of the BYU dorms for weeks

the rules:

1. You may not include any dialogue. narration is fine.
2. The only characters you can use are blonde-2-1 and blonde-2-2 or whatever they're called. they have their mouths open the whole time.
3. your title must be fifty letters long, no more, no less, and it must be a complete sentence.
4. there must be a reference to a video game never released in america.

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what if nigger meant kite

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1. You may not feature the letters D, V, or O anywhere in your comic, including the title.

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Sadly (and I do use that term loosely), fatguy, you are disqualified for using the letter "O" in your title.

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1. You may not feature the letters D, V, or O anywhere in your comic, including the title.

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Sadly (and I do use that term loosely), fatguy, you are disqualified for using the letter "O" in your title.

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Error corrected. Before I read your post.

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