Damn. This place changed.
So have I.
I have camed back from reading exactly 2 and 1/2 Foxtrot books so now I have more humor...

...I hope.
So anyways I know most of you hate to click links so I won't be lazy and I'll post my newest strips but if you don't know whats going on I'll tell ya.

Dumb Blonde Adventures is my stories about a Blobde looking for a glow in the dark headband with another blonde and a killer.
Anything else you have to read back on...

Dumb Blonde Adventures: A new allie by Life_Is_Life 6-06-05

!!! Thanks for leaving me behind!! Hey, Whose that behind you? Well, You left me to find you and he just tagged along. See what happens when you let me explore? My daddy was Tobor.

Dumb Blonde Adventures:In a Tobor of hurt by Life_Is_Life 6-09-05

Dude, You better bring him back. Why? He could get us in a world of Trouble! Come on. How would a messed-up Robot tagging along cause trouble into our plans? WHERES TOBOR'S SON?? TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE THE KIDNAPPERS! GRRRR!

Dumb Blonde Adventures:Lords of Robo-Town by Life_Is_Life 6-09-05

Whose my favorite robot? Whose my favorite Robot? Me? Yes you are! Yes you are! Yay? Eric, Hes not a dog. You're just Jealous.

Dumb Blonde Adventures:Anuses can bleed by Life_Is_Life 6-09-05

Ya know,Robot, this may be the greatest day of my life. I have a cool robotic freind. Daddy! Daddy? No...Call me master. No, behind you. Daddy! TOBOR WILL MAKE YOUR ANUS BLEED! RAWR!!! Oh F***.

Dumb Blonde Adventures:Let the Cornholing commence by Life_Is_Life 6-09-05

Ha!Ha!Ha! This is great! No its Not! Eric is being Violated by a Robot! I know! Ain't it great? Hey, you shouldn't talk. You lost your testicles recently. Thats low,man. No, Whats Tobor is doing now is Low

Yeah. I know most of you don't care or ever of heard of "Dumb Blonde Adventures" but please give comment.

Also Boorite Rocks.

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Moo?

Well... I'm drunk. And I don't understand what reading a couple of books about an ancient dance form has to do with funny..

But I liked the comics.

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

I like you.

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Moo?

the right to bare breasts

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what if nigger meant kite

Wow. 4 votes that keep me over 2 stars.
My dreams came true.
Anyways heres the rest of the series. More will come.
But this is the end of the Tobor...saga...thingy.

Dumb Blonde Adventures: Son of Tobor joins the team by Life_Is_Life 7-23-05

SON OF TOBOR! YOU'RE SAFE! Yes,father. Keep your voice down you're embarrasing me... WHAT?? TOBOR EMBARRASING?? IMPOSSIBLE! TOBOR IS MASTER OF ALL THAT IS COOL! Dad, Stop the yelling! TOBOR ISN'T YELLING! TOBOR IS JUST TALKING OVER THE SILENCE! Then I'll just be on my way...

Dumb Blonde Adventures: Boorite is still my hero by Life_Is_Life 7-23-05

Eric, My father allowed me to join you. Arrrrrrg. My anus...it bleeds with pain of a thousand fires! ohhhh.... SO IS TOBOR DONE HERE?? Yes. Go back to Boorite... And thus Boorite saved the world again... Who the F*** are you??

Dumb Blonde Adventures: But is Mrs.Tobor? by Life_Is_Life 7-23-05

So you're Tobor's son? You don't seem to be well... Loud? Yeah. You should see my brothers... Meanwhile somewheres SO MY REPAIR DOCTOR TOLD LATEM TO TAKE SOME PILLS EACH WEEK SO LATEM FUCKED THE PILL UP HIS ASS!! WELL OTORP HELPED A OLD LADY CROSS THE STREET THEN FUCKED HER DEAD!!! RAWR!

Dumb Blonde Adventures:Stacies left with Son of Tobor by Life_Is_Life 7-24-05

Okay. Lets head out. What about Eric?Hes still on the ground in pain. Carry him. We got a job to do. Screw this. I'm leaving. Well I ain't carrying Eric. Lets just leave him.. Just go! I'm just gonna stay down here next to my hopes and dreams...

Dumb Blonde Adventures:Off they go... by Life_Is_Life 7-24-05

So Son of Tobor...What were you programed for? ...I was programmed to pack cheese. Really? Thats weird. Yes it is. Hmmm. I can't think of a pun... ...

Thanks for reading and actualy voting.

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Moo?