Tyler and Bigfrank get saucy by shank 7-23-05

so, i heard you were a virgin BIGfrank...i can change that for you. How about lunch, then we'll watch a movie at my place, eh? eh? SHUT UP TYLER, YOU ARE SO GAY! pick me up at 7?

Title 7

...and that's how i ended my date with my 12 year old boyfriend.

by shank, 7-23-05

Title 6 by shank 7-23-05

this heat is KILLING me, wanna go for a slurpee?

Title 5 by shank 7-23-05

Title 4 by shank 7-21-05

Title 3 by shank 7-21-05

so how about it? come over for dinner. .... oh come on, i have enough corn and potatoes for the both of us. well, in that case......no.

Title 2 by shank 7-21-05

did you touch mrs. murdles boob too?

Title 1 by shank 7-21-05

haha, that squirell has no ears i seen that too, haha!

BONKERZ by shank 7-21-05

what in the fuck.

Urges(edited/modified) by shank 7-21-05

why are you in here? santa fucked my wife, so i killed all the elves and lit his beard on fire...what about you? .... little timmy was showing me signs, i know it! no one ever believes the clown. are you sure it wasnt a "stop" sign?

Not worth it. by shank 7-21-05

GOD DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU TO HELL! I MUST END MY LIFE NOW! whoa...my drink just turned into a bunch of twinkies!

poem - "a date with my cousin" by shank 7-21-05

hey, circleface, check out this poem i wrote... That's sick, this is more disgusting than that time i had sex with that dead hooker.

stranded, shank style by shank 7-20-05

bigfrank is a virgin? EDITED by shank 7-20-05

hey bigfrank, what's this i hear about you not being able to get laid? i dont know man, i dont know what it is, im fucking 18 years old and no girl will fuck me. im worthless! dude, just use roofies next time you are at a party...if they dont know about it, it's not illegal. i have a better method. oh yeah? what is that, exactly? Behold....

bigfrank is a virgin? by shank 7-20-05

hey bigfrank, what's this i hear about you not being able to get laid? i dont know man, i dont know what it is, im fucking 18 years old and no girl will fuck me. im worthless! dude, just use roofies next time you are at a party...if they dont know about it, it's not illegal. i have a better method. oh yeah? what is that, exactly? MURDER MURDER RAPE KILL KILL...they cant say shit to anyone, especially when their head isnt attached to their body.

booty and the priest by shank 7-20-05

i will eat you alive i hope you like the taste of little boys.   !   Fuck you nigger.

Fun times by shank 7-09-05

hey tyler, what do you think about our neighbors? not bad, not bad at all yeah, they are fun to play with. ha, well ya know, it gets kind of boring bowling with their heads after awhile. yeah we should probably clean that up before it gets too suspicious. let's take the dog for a "walk"

Meet up by shank 7-09-05

hey, my name is garfunkle, whats your name? hey im jael i think i fucked you before dad?

wtf, no replies?

I only rated one of those good. Guess which one.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

the "bigfrank is a virgin" one?

they are all fucking awesome

if i were me, i'd rate them all GOOD

good, good, good, good, bad, good, okay, okay, okay, okay, bad, bad, good, good, okay, okay, okay, good

and that also ranks our love making sessions

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what if nigger meant kite

meh, didn't think much to any of them. 'Urges' wasnt bad (i.e. it wasn't an unreadable tragedy) but its an old premise for a joke.

and get rid of that stupid photo of a prick with his camera.

that would be my sexy self. i am sexy. i will not remove myself.