here's a comic

Armstrong trades up by BoojiBoy 7-25-05

Lance, you've won your fourth Tour de France. With your new sponsorships we should be able to live like royalty. I love you so much. dito Hey, aren't you Sheryl Crow? Why yes I am, and you're hot. Who's that you're talking to? How soon can you be out of the house?

i have a feeling i'd find that funny if i knew anything about lance armstrong's personal life

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what if nigger meant kite

If you were that funny you wouldn't have to use Mr. Rogers in your sig.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

then i'm glad i'm not. nothing sader than a displaced Mr. Rogers

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what if nigger meant kite