I figured this ain't an AWFUL one...

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fff

You have a contest to judge, mister.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I know.

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fff

if either of you wonder into the library, i will be beating you to death with a candlestick

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what if nigger meant kite