This is my 2nd strip ever...

A Day At Shaolin Temple by TheMASSIVE 7-28-05

I welcome you to our temple on the behalf of Buddha. For he would have been happy to see the day our temples got so many visitors. Buddha once said... That's great. Didn't Jet Li once kill a man in a death-match here? I want to see where he practiced his kung fu. I welcome you to our temple on the behalf of Buddha. Are you familiar with Buddha? Hell yeah, I just toked up... I got the munchiez now! Where’s the pork fried rice around here? And where are your most potent shrooms? I welcome you to our temple on the behalf of Buddha. For he would have... Would've got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee! Shit, I might kick your ass after this beer. I'd like to see you pull a "Crouching Tiger" on me!

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It shows.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I liked it.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

As did I. Keep it up.

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

Funny! that was your Second and this was my third! (prolly shows as well)

Finding Balance by budoscholar1 7-22-05

A Shaolin Temple Somewhere in Central China... You seek to learn the path of Balance? Yes master! I will do as you bid! To know balance one must run toward the center of all things! Where is this Center Master?! So much for Tao.... Do they take credit cards? You must fetch me some Kung Pow Chicken from Master Yangs Kitchen in Chang Sha! Then we continue training!

missing title, crouching ninja by arbi 4-21-05

hey if you're ever in bloomington indiana, be sure to eat at the snow lion. so the guru says "make me one with everything!" get it? jigme norbu, whose uncle is the dalai lama, makes a mean tsel tukpa ancient dragon attack! i had the honor to be his headwaiter back in the 90s

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