Howdy. Now that I'm done with Inner Struggle I was just messing around with stuff. Feedback on feeble fables...?

If fish ruled the world... by Chuckaduck 7-28-05

So what do you think of the City Aquarium son? It's really cool! Mommy? Why do they put that rockstuff on the people's feet? So they'll stay underwater sweety. Keep watching, in a few minutes he'll stop struggling and sway back and forth like the plants.

*GASP* by Chuckaduck 7-28-05

It was Monday morning... ...she had just gotten ready for work and was about to leave... ...little did she know she'd be hearing "What bug crawled up your ass?!" multiple times that day...

Failing comedy you can always STFU. by Chuckaduck 7-28-05

So then he says, haha, then he says "You'll never get your pants dry in time!". Hahaha. *Ahem* Cause you know, his wife would be home soon... Please just stop talking to me.

One reason I don't miss drinking parties... by Chuckaduck 7-28-05

You never EAT anything. How can you POSSIBLY vomit THAT much? *sounds of hurling* I mean come on, you barely took a fourth of that SoCo bottle. And then you had to on, and on, and on about that abortion you once had... Ugh. Aren't you going to hold my hair back or something? Nah, you're younger sister's still goin' strong. I think I'll go tag that. *vomitous noises accompanied with crying*

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Don't like it? Eat me.

i liked the 1st and 3rd and masturbated to the 4th. the 2nd i didn't like so get me some tobasco sauce and i'll eat you

get me tobasco sauce and i'll eat anything actually

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what if nigger meant kite

I especially enjoyed the last one.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Yay. Thanks! ^_^

How about these?

What does not kill me may make me impotent. by Chuckaduck 7-28-05

When SexyMother texted my online bio at the dating service with a steamy message I was ready. I thought it hot she wanted to meet right away for some anal action. Funny thing, she lived in my old hometown. And when I walked through the front door, there she'd been. Nothing on but a wet tank top, and she was spread eagle and tooootally ready... Mom?

Unwanted. Wanted. by Chuckaduck 7-28-05

You know what? Just get out. We take enough shit from animal rights activists to keep your ungrateful ass around anyway. Just leave. Fine! I'll do that! I'll leave! Then I won't be here! Let's see how you like that shit! I need this place like I need a giant pencil up my squirrelly ass!!

Bob's nemesis. by Chuckaduck 7-28-05

I HATE YOU! YOU'RE A WORTHLESS BAG OF SLIME LEADING A LIFE HE DOESN'T DESERVE! I HOPE YOU DIE! Got his wallet.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

those are great! HAHA

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I dumb :D

I liked the 1st, 3rd and 7th. The rest were a bit dry but you're funny, keep it up!

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Poo perhaps?

Amen. The 1st, 3rd, 4th, and 7th were all really good.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I'm not good at numbers so...

My favorite is "What doesn't kill me makes me impotent"
I think you have a great style and I think your star rating should be way higher...

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

why bother by mattmallone 7-29-05

the comic creaters drunk again he's a newb on the site, and just because he read the 'in-joke' section, he's trying to be cool i think he's confusing the word cool, with fucking cunt. i wonder if he donated 1 pence of british sterling pounds, he could get a gold star i think he should save all his money for his penis enlargment greens, sooo not your colour. you suicide bombing slag sucky, sucky 5 dollar

spunk on me please