Everytime you swear I kill a baby kitten by bashing it with a Clay Aiken CD.

Timm meets a celeb by Chaplin 7-28-05

Clay Aiken?? I own all your CD's! Its great to meet a fan. Why are you working at the GAP? To get some ideas for a new song! In a store where they sell overpriced shirts and pants? Yeah. I heard this is where Van Halen gets his ideas...

Timm meets the AntiChrist by Chaplin 7-28-05

Awwwwwww... A cute wittle baby! I am the AntiChrist here to burn you all in Eternal Hellfire and cause chaos to all who oppose me!!! You're SO cute with that graspy demonic voice! I just want to pinch your cheeks!! I have found my first Victim...

Timm meets his old friend by Chaplin 7-28-05

Hi, Jimbo! Do I know you? Timm. You and I were roomates for 12 years,and you were the best man at my wedding before Peggy divorced me. You got drunk one night and pooed in my car... I still don't have the faintest idea of who you are... YOU TOOK MY KIDNEY WHILE I WAS SLEEPING!!! Well...I DO Remember a kidney...

Timm talks to John by Chaplin 7-28-05

Yeah. I had to put down Snupples. ... What? Snupples is my Dog... And your point?

Timm at work by Chaplin 7-28-05

Wayne, you secretly inserted poison in over 30,000 cases of pencils! I'm sorry, sir. Whadda going to do now? Now I have to fire Timm. What?? But Wayne put the poison in the pencils! That may be so but I just don't like you.

What the Fuck?? Doesn't work.
I feel like a poo...

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

I like this Timm series. Especially Timm Talks to John. That's fucking hilarious.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

This series does not make me explode.

I like it.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

teh fu|\||\|y

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I dumb :D