Strange isn't it? Anyways, I don't personally find these as amusing as the ones from yesterday, but I made myself smile. You?

Love hurts...a lot... by Chuckaduck 7-29-05

So, tell me more about your lovelife Tobor. Not just the cornholing, I mean the real relationships. TOBOR ONLY IN LOVE ONE TIME. THREE YEARS AGO. Really? Just once? YES. TOBOR THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ANOTHER CORNHOLING, THEN SHE SAY THOSE THREE BEAUTIFUL WORDS... Three years ago... ....you're.... ...killing... ..me........

Could someone call Child Protective Services please? by Chuckaduck 7-28-05

So, Amy right? Thanks for letting me take you to lunch. Fuck this bitch strait to fucking hell! Thinks she can just buy me off with fucking lunch n'shit! I wanted to talk to you about me and your father cause I know how children can be edgy with new people dating their single parents. What possible common ground could this bitch have with me? The thing is, I'm blowing your father for cash on a daily basis. Whoa. Talk about coincidences...

Letter from home. by Chuckaduck 7-29-05

Dear Max, I hope you're doing well in Nevada. I'm sure the conference is going great for you. I just wanted to let you know how much I adore and miss you. Just thinking about you is too much sometimes. I miss us. The way you'd walk up to me on all fours, slowly lick my toes as you massaged my feet, gently working your way to my inner thigh... ...Jake, knock it off, I'm writing a letter to my husband.. Why would she write that?

Double Whammy. by Chuckaduck 7-29-05

...holy shit....it's over.......I'm.. ...in hell. Where the fuck is everybody? Whoa, you missed it. God came by and gave EVERYBODY a reprieve. Tough shit for you, they JUST left. So it's just you and me now. .....goddamnit. Yup, that's basically the premise.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Mmm...fast food. by Chuckaduck 7-29-05

Your resteraunt is fucking filthy. I can't even eat my food. This place is infested! Sir, I assure you this place is not infested. At worst the floor could stand to be mopped. Our facilities are very cleanly. *Sigh* Sorry, didn't mean to blow up like that. Bad day. I'll got sit back down. Again I'm sorry. He's gone. Think I can climb into his burger without him knowing?

Lonely. I'm Mr. Lonely. by Chuckaduck 7-29-05

>kitty104: wait. u mean u REALLY wheeled your computer into a restaurant???? Yeah! This is first date I've been on in years! And I've totally been playing footsy with you under the table all night by the way. Attn: kitty104 has signed off. Wait! Attn: kitty104 has deleted her account. HEY!

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Don't like it? Eat me.

I liked them, even a mere smile is worth it.

I don't worry about getting laughs since no one on here makes me laugh (though some people act like they are the god of comics)

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I dumb :D

Mas.

I hate Paris Hilton. by Chuckaduck 7-29-05

Paris Hilton is so hot. Take it back.

Kids say the darndest things. by Chuckaduck 7-29-05

Can I have a drink? Um, no, sorry. You're a kid. Besides, you have to be taller than the bar to drink. But not to suck a dick. Touché.

Let's be civilized at play. Or not. by Chuckaduck 7-29-05

Marco! I said Marco! Bitch, I'm standing right fucking here.

EEK! by Chuckaduck 7-29-05

Sciurophobia, right?

December depression. by Chuckaduck 7-29-05

Well, that's it. Made a snowman. But I don't feel joy at all. I'm still alone. My parents are still dead and my dog still hasn't come home. No one likes me and someone keeps stealing my toys at night. You're whiny as shit too kid. Just, FYI.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

I liked these very much, especially the first batch. The way you had the giant bug peering around the corner in the "fast food" background was inspired.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yay. ^_^

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Don't like it? Eat me.

oh my fucking god these were great. 20 times better than yesterdays batch in my opinion. and i liked yesterdays batch

i especially liked Letter from home., Kids say the darndest things.(though i wonder if some people missed it), and December depression.

and Mmm...fast food. was pretty dam creative use of the bug which i will be steling

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what if nigger meant kite

Yes good shite

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I dumb :D