I made a couple new strips to celebrate being a member here for three years now.

Actually, I didn't even notice the anniversary thing til I made them but what the hell do you care? Read my damn comics and slate me for my sick mind.

John Williams did the score for this comic. by JonJonB 7-28-05

And uh..one last question; what colour is your bedroom painted? Mauve. That's an odd question for a School Newspaper interview, young Jimmy. Oh, actually I'm going to sell my story to the national papers and say you molested me. That oughta help, thanks Captain Action! ...*zzzt!* Ow! What was that?! My super eye-beams just made you impotant for life, young Jimmy. You're playing with the big boys now.

He didn't score the sequel though by JonJonB 7-28-05

Seriously now, fix me! I promise I won't go to the papers! Oh, alright. *zzzt* Did it work? Well, I don't know. Look at my bulge. ...are you hard yet?

i liked the first one. the second i've seen done before. holidays around our house get pretty crazy

---
what if nigger meant kite