Smile! ^_^

We ran out of eggs... by Chuckaduck 8-03-05

OH FUCK! Goddamnit! You kids quit throwing fish at my house! It smells like an overworked hooker out here!

Deleted scene from Titanic. by Chuckaduck 8-03-05

Why the fuck did I just do that?

Sleep tight. by Chuckaduck 8-03-05

Going to bed sweetie? Yes. Though I'd feel better about it if you weren't working up an erection playing pocket pool there.

Why I hope I never have a daughter. by Chuckaduck 8-03-05

You wanted to see me dear? Yeah daddy. I just wanted to tell you that you don't have to worry about paying for gas for my car now. I got a job! Melony, that's wonderful. I'm very proud of you. You don't know how great it is to hear you taking action and getting a hold on your life. Thanks daddy! Now, go have fun with your girlfriends. Daddy's got to go to the bathroom for a bit. That's not the new issue of Cum Guzzling Guttersluts is it?

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Santa goes the aggressive route... by Chuckaduck 8-03-05

Okay...are you sure... Sure as a nigga like melon big money. Ain't no kid give a damn about a promise of toys for good behavior. So when little Eric here gets out of line, don't help none knowing that YOU know if he's been bad or good. So when he opens this door...? I, uh...bitchslap a hoe? Ho, ho, hol'up, I think you got it fatboy.

It truly would not surpise me... by Chuckaduck 8-03-05

Sucks that World War Three really shitcanned everything eh? Definitely. Wanna go fuck the bodies?

I'm sure this guy has lived next to you at some point. by Chuckaduck 8-03-05

Oh god my pussy gets so squirmy when wet. Nails start scraping and really dig in. Such a mean little wet pussy. But just a good even stroking and that pussy's purring. Wet, but oh so satisfied. Dad, I know you get off on it, but you're not supposed to talk about molesting me in public... But that's why I have the cat!

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Don't like it? Eat me.

you have t3h funnee

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I dumb :D

It's funny comics these are. Oh, excuse me..."these ones."

I'll start over. It's funny comics these ones are.

Is that supposed to be "it's" or "it are"? Is "it're" a proper contraction for "it are"? I've never seen it used, but it seems like it would be.

Okay:

It're funny comics these ones are.

Does that sound right? Or should it be "It're funny these ones comics are"? Or "It're these ones comics are funny"?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I don't know if you're getting better or not, but these are pretty good, so whatever it is you're doing keep it up.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

it're funny. especially the titanic one

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what if nigger meant kite