Will & Gordon 1 by UrbanH 8-08-05

I've decided to bring you along on a world tour, Will. To let you see the true beauty of the world computers can't show you. Hmmm....that house looks like the place I bombed in that war game I borrowed..... Firstly, this is the White House. So called for it's colour. It was built for the presidents to reside in, whilst they... I wonder if chicken's can fly...... You're not listening to me, are you? Can you peck seed out of my hand?

Will & Gordon 2 by UrbanH 8-08-05

Alright, we're headed to a Tropical Island, so you can feel the warmth and take some time off the computer. Will there be chicks there? Was that an insult or a question?

What do you think so far?

Didnt really love the first one, but thought the second was funny...

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Shakespeare!!! You're bard!!

Ok, thanks....anyone else?

Not me.

i'm going with a big fat ditto. second was funnier than the first. but imo its hard to judge a series until your a little way into it

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what if nigger meant kite

You can't say ditto and then give a critique. I said not me, then you said ditto, which meant not you. But then, there was YOU. Ditto is gone. You can't go back. You, my friend, are a LIAR. A DITTO LIAR. And a ditto liar is the worst kind. Of something. FOR SHAME!

but i said 'big fat ditto' and the rulebook clearly states that big fat ditto is a ditto with the need to elaborate. its like addendum ditto but with Magic +5

ditt0 n00b!

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what if nigger meant kite

Wow, too bad I have an Astral Sword of Yousuck +3.

Shhhhhwooooo
Chwaow
Shweeeooo
KRANG!!!!

You suck.

PLUS THREE.

but i have Chain Mail of Wirthling. it repels all suck

P.S. your now silenced

pwned!

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what if nigger meant kite

...Thanks....I'll remember that.