I propose a Random Comic Layout shootout, here are my 'entries', each took me about 2 mins (as you can well see) - lets see the wit people...

Can 'random comic layouts' be funny - you decide 1 by Cantona 8-09-05

Place fin A into slot G... Use screws E2 and H9 to fit part C into cavity 99b I'm missing a bit

Can 'random comic layouts' be funny - you decide 2 by Cantona 8-09-05

This is a jack'o'move punk, stick 'em up that all you got?

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Shakespeare!!! You're bard!!

Random 1 by UrbanH 8-09-05

Um...need I ask what the hell's going on?

Random 2 by UrbanH 8-09-05

Holy Broken Transporter, Santa! Where are we? Ho-Ho-Hi have no idea. Do you have to do that every time you speak? It's in the contract. I hate you.

Random 3 by UrbanH 8-09-05

Did you get those paintings put up? *Sigh*...Yes, sir. Why the sigh, boy? You're getting paid, aren't you? I wouldn't exactly call being anal invaded a payment.....

Random 4 by UrbanH 8-09-05

Hmmmm.... 1..... Hmmmmm........ 2..... Did I leave the Bath running? Thr....what?

These are mine.....a bit crap.

i like em because its a challenge to make something up. I dont think they're that bad. 2 and 4 got a laugh.

Come on people - lets get this thread going, i'll be right back with another one...

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Shakespeare!!! You're bard!!

I thought UrbanH's comics were amusing for some strange reason.

Random Comic Layout 5 by biped 8-09-05

Wow! Cathy sure has a beautiful bathroom! Just standing in it makes me have to PEE-PEE! Oh yeah, baby...get it on... Maybe she can fix up MY bathroom real nice like this! I could bake her a Bundt cake or something! Less talk, more pee-pee...ngg... Wait a minute...this isn't Gettysburg... what the fuck am I doing here?

Random Comic Layout 6 by biped 8-09-05

Bill was a really, really great guy... Bill was a fucking asshole. Bill loved everyone equally , regardless of who or what they were... Loved your wife, that's for sure -- at least three times a week. Bill was -- look, I don't think this "tag-team eulogy" is working out. Me, neither. Let's just pop this goofy fucker in the hole and zip him up.

Random Comic Layout 7 by biped 8-09-05

Atsamatter, you? You never see-a de computer before, lady? IT'S AN ITALIAN SENTIENT COMPUTER WITH HUMAN LEGS!!! Atsa right, I gotta de human legs! Atsa how I sing and dance, la-la-la! IT'S DANCING!!! AND SINGING!!! BOB!!! BOB!! COME QUICK!!! It was singing and dancing, Bob. No, I don't want a fucking valium.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

How DO you properly end a mandate? by attitudechicka 8-09-05

Well, I had a really good time tonight. Why are you leaning in to me? This may have been seen as what psychologists call a "mandate" but that doesn't mean it has to end with a goodnight kiss!

This one was pretty easy. The subject can be found here.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Thanks for the compliments, guys....this is fun, so I'm gonna do some more.

Randomness is neato! by flipynif1 8-09-05

o/^ La la la la la Gummy bears and pantyhose o/^ Well? o/^ Doo wop wop I'm gonna drop kick your mom....again o/^ What's the verdict? I'm going to need more time to think about it. Is it that hard to pick between Mcdonalds and Arby's?

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I dumb :D

You know, it really is sorta hard to do that. McDonald's has Quarter-Pounders with cheese and Big Macs and stuff, but Arby's has delicious roast beef sandwiches that you can put horsey sauce on.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Horsey sauce rules! I like horshradish too! They are the same colour..

Sandwich

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I dumb :D

Random 5 by UrbanH 8-10-05

Is this real? Can't......move...... It seems so real..... Arms..frozen...pockets.. I want to wake up now.... Permanent.....boner......

Random 6 by UrbanH 8-10-05

Hello, kids! Welcome to *Please enter Generic Children's Show Name Here*! Today, we're in China! Woo! In China, they make Playstations! Actually, that's Japan. Same thing! Must keep smiling for the kids......

Random 7 by UrbanH 8-10-05

Hmm....this murderer could be miles way now.... That's right......miles away... He spelt Murder wrong.... I....wait, did I? I hope this pen doesn't run out..... Why am I wasting my time?

Random 8 by UrbanH 8-10-05

I know it was you, Chicken! What was? You caused the crash with your awesome chickenness! Chickenness isn't even a word.

Here's 4 more from me......please, throw all insults into the box.

i put mine in a set. heres a couple of my favorites:

random comic 2 by mandingo 7-07-05

we're alike you and i

random comic 6 by mandingo 7-24-05

you've been a bad goat. a VERY bad goat. a VERY VERY VERY bad goat you never delivered presents to goats anyway well i was thinking about starting till 9/11

random comic 8 by mandingo 8-01-05

never ferment peanuts

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what if nigger meant kite

LMAO at "random comic 8"

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Thread thief.

Nah, I'm kidding.

Random Layout Comic I by theReverend 4-25-05

Hee hee! This seems like a perfect setup for a comic about the movie Constantine! I'll play the part of KEANEUAU REEVES! Hey, too bad the author hasn't seen that movie, huh? Quiet, I'm mastubating.

Random Layout Comic II by theReverend 4-25-05

Hey man you shouldn't be all making war and shit cuz that's bad and I also think you should stop all that stuff you do that's bad except for drugs. Good news! Your mom's boobs fit in my mouth.

Random Layout Comic VI by theReverend 5-13-05

So can you see what's going on in there? Yeah...the damage really isn't so bad. ...but dude, um...it's really sorta weird looking around inside you like this. ROBO-BONER

Random Layout Comic VII by theReverend 5-13-05

THERE APPEARS TO BE NO END TO THIS CHAOTIC DIMENSION, SIR-CAPTAIN Yes, I can see that, you scrap heap! THIS UNIT IS GLAD FOR SIR-CAPTAIN'S SUPPLE COMPANY I realize that, you-- ...wait, what?!

Random Layout Comic VIII by theReverend 5-13-05

Yeah, whatta ya want? BZZT BZZT Listen, I don't have time fer this. BZZT If yer lookin' fer action, just come in already. BZZ--Um, okay.

[Click to view comic: 'Random Layout Comic X or something']

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8===D

Randomness by flipynif1 8-10-05

TOBOR SAID OPEN CORNHOLE NOT MOUTH! Glub glug FINE, TOBOR REACH CORNHOLE FROM MOUTH! Slobber Gag TASTE TOBORS WHITE HOT LAVA LOVE!! Gag Swallow

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I dumb :D

Random intertextual reference by lukket 8-10-05

Hi Freddy! Long time no see. What have you been up to? Freddy? Dang. Freddy got fingered.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

yay!

i think the random one panel ones are the most fun, especially if you make yourself do it no matter what comes up:

random comic 9

what happened to the reindeer? i didn't rape and murder them, that's for sure

by mandingo, 8-10-05

random comic in 3D: the elephant isn't talking

think, Ed! what's a buddhist temple goin to do with a lawn ornament? but its an elephant!

by mandingo, 8-10-05

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what if nigger meant kite

Inside Random Layout Joke

So I tell Tiffany, you should see how many newton meters it takes to torque my nuts.

by matclarke, 8-10-05

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Inside Mandingo Joke

'Because as soon as it’s known that a strip is rated a 9 or 10, that same strip will be promptly kicked in the junk and dropped like a herpes laden mug.'

by matclarke, 8-11-05

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obscenity filter is off

Random is Good #1 by Splunge 8-12-05

God? Hello, God? Prayer happening here Big Guy! HELLO, GOD!!!! Okay, Father Dan. Grease up the altar boy, the coast is clear, and I'm coming in!