Oh my!

If I had a Satellite-mounted Laser Cannon.... by Chuckaduck 8-09-05

I love to talk on my cell phone while driving... Bill?

Step-by-step treasure map! by Chuckaduck 8-09-05

Once you've finished your seventeen paces you should be in sight of the barn. Now turn on the exact spot you're standing. Bend over and begin to dig. Your hole will soon be filled with treasure and jewels. Thank you for using StepBiStep Treasuring, be sure to share your booty. Third one this week!

What's made me impotent, may end up killing me... by Chuckaduck 8-09-05

So as if that incident with SexyMother wasn't bad enough, I get another message from a Shesurprize09. We start talking, and I see a chance for some sexual redemption. I'd never texted with a woman so damned dirty. She had me so hard and hot so often I took a risky chance and gave her my address. She was local too, so it was cool... ...up until I walk out of my house to head to Burger King two days later and there's Shesurprize09 standing on my lawn with "her" throbbing penis in hand and a nothing on but a bonnet.. Oh....oh god no.......Eddie?!? Dad?

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Don't like it? Eat me.

OKAY, GOOD, OKAY!

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obscenity filter is off

Yeah, thanks, and yeah!

Mas!

I wish I had a depressed hooker for a friend... by Chuckaduck 8-10-05

Off to work? Yeah I guess. You're so lucky, not having to sell your body to make ends meet. Hey, that's great! Now get out there and blow'um away! And remember! No more IOUs! Fuck you!

I don't get what some guys get off on... by Chuckaduck 8-10-05

I don't think I'll ever meet someone Mack. Man, shut up with all that noise. You're problem's that you're more worried about a relationship than just having some fun. Take that lean woman over at the bus stop there. Hair in rollers, she's crying about something, got three kids with her, looks like she's got a black eye... Make a nigga wunna FUCK!

I wish I had a depressed hooker for a friend... by Chuckaduck 8-10-05

Heya! Off to work again? Um...yeah.... Look, do me a favor. This time when you tell them pricing, throw in "Fifty a suck, sixty a blow". Then come back and tell me how it went. How do you sleep at night? With vasoline in my right hand in case I wake up from that one dream I keep having about Beyonce and applesauce.

Smile!

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Don't like it? Eat me.

And more. Bored...

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I wish I had a depressed hooker for a friend... by Chuckaduck 8-10-05

Whoa now! Are you.. Yes! Yes you fucking prick! I'm going back to work which means I'll be having sex with strangers for money in an alleyway! I was just gunna ask if you were going to pass the store. Oh. I'm sorry. Really. Yeah, I'll be passing by the store. Great! Pick up the new issue of Maxim and tape it over your face. You're having a "Tony Blair face" kinda day and it's going to KILL your slutty profits..

Would it kill her to stop with the letters and call? by Chuckaduck 8-10-05

Hello Max, I hope all is well with you and your conference. Your such a workaholic, but I know you're doing it for us. In preparation for our baby, I've volunteered at the local school. Just the other day I had the Second Grade soccer team over for cookies and milk. Oh Max, when I remember the way you fuck me it's like you were coming at me from all directions, giggling joyfully... ...Hey Max? You ever wonder if Snow White and the seven dwarfes ever, well, you know.... I don't get it.

Maybe you're not losing sleep, but I am... by Chuckaduck 8-10-05

Okay. Stay calm. It's all in your imagination. A killer robot from a parallel dimension did NOT just find a rip from its universe to mine. I didn't?

Twins/Not Twins. by Chuckaduck 8-10-05

It's been cool living as twins for all our lives! It's been cool living as twins for all our lives! It's a total way to be popular, and I've been so happy to have an identical sister. It's a total way to be popular, and I've been so happy to have an identical sister. That was until Mom called last week and said I was an only child and you were just some dude in a wig that's been licking my butthole every night Sorry...

Aw nuts! I'm out of nuts, can I have some of your nuts? by Chuckaduck 8-10-05

Please stop that. Keep drinking, you get comfortable with it.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

good, good, okay, good, have my baby, okay, good, okay, okay, good, good

i'm gettin tired of the letter ones and didn't like the robot redo, but other than that they were good, especially our lovechild

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what if nigger meant kite

yep

good

towards the end, much better

but good

Good isn't shitty, so that's fine by me. ^_^

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