So I says, "Well, them red men is scary! with that yellin they do before they attack! we have guns but they have those deadly poles! i even hear they shape shift!"
Ha, ha!
ha
RAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!!!!!!
and this one i combined the cowboys with what if nigger meant which i hope someday will be an official in joke:
'Because as soon as it’s known that a strip is rated a 9 or 10, that same strip will be promptly kicked in the junk and dropped like a herpes laden mug.'