Deminautilus 1: Robot comedy revolution by 0401040 8-06-05

So, a man walks into a bar. A midget who plays the piano!

Deminautilus 4: Robot comedy reloaded by 0401040 8-08-05

My dog has no nose. How awful!

Deminautilus 6: Robot comedy duet by 0401040 8-10-05

What did the big phone say to the little phone? "I hate you, because you make me look obsolete!"

I'm not sure I can explain this very well, but here goes: I find ruined jokes funnier than actual jokes.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Deminautilus 7: By special invitation by 0401040 8-13-05

So, how was last night's show? Quite good actually. Really? Yeah. I'm actually thinking of offering to meet with a lucky fan after my next show... After his next show: I can't believe I'm really talking to you! Can I have your autograph? No! Piss off!

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

i still hate that first one even though i now realize its supposed to be robots telling bad jokes. all the rest were good and the last one was my favorite

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what if nigger meant kite

The first two are kind of a personal thing, and the bad news is there's more to come, but I'm glad you liked some of them.

Also: before anyone asks, that's not Tobor. He's called Verbo.

274729

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

oops...

Protosquid 10: A robot who knows by 0401040 3-09-05

Good morning children. Today we will be learning about 'verbs'. This is a robot called Verbo, he knows all about 'verbs'. Say hello to the class Verbo... Ugh! They're so hideous! All pink and fleshy, with their innocent eyes begging me to touch them in naughty places... Hello children, you're looking happy today.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

#7 = funny!

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spells funny. You're a funny dupers guy.

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Legalize Love!

Love the Verbo one.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Deminautilus 9: Robot comedy revisited by 0401040 8-19-05

What's the difference between a storm cloud and a lion with a thorn in its paw? There is no difference! They're identical!

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

that last one is great

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what if nigger meant kite

The robot's jokes are intentionally unfunny! I like it when things are intentionally unfunny.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

And another one...

Deminautilus 12: Robot comedy variations by 0401040 8-26-05

I went to see a band the other night. It was elastic!

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Deminautilus 15: Robot comedy infection by 0401040 9-04-05

What's big and yellow? A lemon-flavoured whale!

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Wonderful.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Deminautilus 18: Robot comedy insinuation by 0401040 9-07-05

What's black, white and red all over? Some pencils!

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Lol.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Deminautilus 21: Robot comedy relocation by 0401040 9-30-05

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It pooed itself, and then exploded!

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

lol, you are still one of my top fav's on this site

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I dumb :D

Deminautilus 24: Robot comedy infarction by 0401040 10-22-05

What's the hardest part of a poisonous frog to eat? The poison glands!

Don't worry folks, there's only another 26 of the series, therefore only at maximum 9 more robot jokes.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Deminautilus 29: Robot comedy stereoscopic by 0401040 12-07-05

Waiter waiter, there's a fly in my soup! His name is Gerald.

Deminautilus 37: Robot comedy proaction by 0401040 1-10-06

Why didn't the ghost go to the ball? He was too tired!

Deminautilus 42: Robot comedy indoctrination by 0401040 1-30-06

Have you ever noticed how black people are all like "Yo!"? What's up wit dat, nigga?!

A whole three more.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

That reminds me of this one, except yours are totally different.