Mr. Optimism

i'm really self-conscious about this mole on my neck maybe it's cancer!

by mandingo, 8-11-05

Mr. Optimism 2

excuse me, sir? have you seen a little poodle running around? there certainly is a lot of traffic out today!

by mandingo, 8-11-05

Mr. Optimism at the airport

my mom's plane is late can you believe how lax security was!

by mandingo, 8-11-05

Mr. Optimism at the bus stop by mandingo 8-11-05

boy, that bus is really late everyone you love is dead! what? nothing!

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what if nigger meant kite

It's a good series start. Mr. Optimism isn't "optimistic" enough though....

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I dumb :D

Here is My version, though I suck. (PS i do know what pesimism is)

Mr. Optimist by flipynif1 8-11-05

WAH I cannot believe mommy's dead!! WAH! She' ll be back, she's ok. Sniffle Really? She shot herself with a shotgun and her face is gone though. Nah, a little coverup will fix 'er right up. Wow! Thanks mister i'm going to go home and tell my dad the great news and make a big Welcome Home cake! You better make it fast, your mom will be home any minute, run along little girl.

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I dumb :D

Laughed my ass off reading Mr. Optimism. But I'd think a better name something like Mr. Apprehension, or better, Mr. Disquietude.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

I think he's optimistic in that funny sadistic way.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i'm glad you like it. its based loosely on the William Tell overture

really loosely

actually, not at all

not sure why i said it was

forget that part

that part about the william tell overture, that is

just forget this whole post

i wish i could delete it

moderator!

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what if nigger meant kite

Mr. Optimism at the ranch

♫ where have all the cowboys gone♫ chemotherapy!

by mandingo, 8-11-05

Mr. Optimism makes a house call by mandingo 8-11-05

wonder where my husband is? no, he's not I SAID, NO HE'S NOT! have you SEEN his secretary?

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what if nigger meant kite