Judge me! And smile!!

I suck ass today. Literally. by Chuckaduck 8-11-05

That was great, thanks! No, no. Thank YOU for having that enima this morning.

ROSES! by Chuckaduck 8-11-05

*sigh* The restroom. My one place to retreat from my cubicle and escape getting shit on... WHOA! Hold the phone bitch. What do YOU know about getting shit on? Let's review the last five minutes of my life eh? What you think it's like... Mmmmm, this is so pleasant. It smells like furry critters sprinkled with spices and candy canes... Reality... *Grunt* Hhhmrph. Oh fuck. *fart* Whoo. Oh shit, here we go again.. *Grunt, plop, splash*

You ever been bored enough to.........? by Chuckaduck 8-11-05

Wanna play Armored Core? Nah. Wanna get high? Not particularly. Wanna get high and play Armored Core, then come up with the experimental idea of jerking off to Private Cumshots 5 in the same room when really we both plan to suck each other off? Sounds like a plan.

What's really happening when Mom rests her eyes? by Chuckaduck 8-11-05

..and I wanna get my haircut just like Dora! And there's a really kewl new Backpack from Dora the Explorer that you can get now and it's soooo much better than the one you just paid seventy bucks for. Focus Mindy. And Kimberly and her gay brother already have one each! Well, we don't know if her brother's really gay, but he acts gay. Mommy, what's gay? The human mind has loads of untapped potential. You need only find the door and open it, locate the switch and flick it. Are you still mad I found all those wobbly sticks under your bed and told Granny and her friends about them? What were those anyway Mommy? You never told me. They smelled like fish! I both can and will blink this child out of existance.

Sadly, my best comic strip ever. by Chuckaduck 8-11-05

^_^

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I refrain from rating any of these. They weren't great but weren't awful.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That's fine. I wasn't going for any ratings or anything. I was just wanting to be judged. As a person. Trying to get a judgement passed...

...well, let's put it THIS way.......

Judge me! by Chuckaduck 8-11-05

Judge me! JUDGE ME!! Tell I'm great! Tell me I suck! Tell me, tell me, tell me! I refrain from rating any of these. They weren't great but weren't awful. OH YEAH!! I'M FUCKING MYSELF!! I'M FUCKING MYSELF!! I'M FUCKING MYSELF!!

...y'know?

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haha i like that

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I dumb :D

yes. yes i do

i didn't like the blinking one because Scyess did something similar recently with his Existenialism series. other than that one and the blank one which i'm erasing from my memoirs chronicling my life they were all rated good.

i particularly liked the last one and 'You ever been bored enough to.........?'

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what if nigger meant kite

I just creeped myself out a whole bunch, but...

Judge me harder! by Chuckaduck 8-11-05

Yea, yea, just like that! YES, HARDER, HARSHER, DON'T STOP!! i didn't like the blinking one because Scyess did something similar recently with his Existenialism series. Oh.... ...OH GOD, I'M CUMMING, I'M CUMMING!!

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Which, just FYI, leads to......

Sadly, my best comic strip ever. by Chuckaduck 8-11-05

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you make me laugh

and feel all squishy inside

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Squishy, feel, and inside? You sexy beast!

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Chuckaduck

Good things don't just happen to Bob you know. by Chuckaduck 8-12-05

*hic* Dude, you just killed three people. Jeh itwuz fuggin grate! *hic* Didja chee the way dat bitch wen flyn out the window? Um, yeah. She flew right into MY window. A'm nah payin f'that y'know. No, don't worry about it man. Those were my inlaws. I've got to ask the police photographer if he could spare a shot or two of my mother-in-law sticking out of my windshield like that. It's great.

Normal. No, really. by Chuckaduck 8-12-05

Daryl, you HAVE to get rid of that stupid costume. What the hell for? Ever since you started wearing it you've taken on a superiority complex that makes you think you can say anything you truly want TO anybody you want. Jean, that's fricking absurd.. ...you pretty little pigfucker you.

A SPECIAL REQUEST!!! by Chuckaduck 8-12-05

A dear friend asked Chuckaduck to go one strip without a blatant sexual reference or degrading remark. It's really not that hard. We're confident he can do it. The dear friend in question likely has some minute amount of money placed on this with another friend. And the bet is probably that Chuckaduck can't make ONE comicstrip without a sexual reference or explicit derogatory remark. This dear friend of Chuckaduck's can go suck a lama dick for all we give a shit. Then fork over the money to the other friend after reading "Bust a move!" you little-effort-in-reading-Chuckaduck's-shit twat!

My From-the-heart Confession. by Chuckaduck 8-12-05

Hi. I've been asked why my strips are so sexually explicit and insulting. Please understand my humor has been severely influenced by a single event from when I was a little boy. I was onced raped. Wait. Did I say I was raped? I meant that I found at an early age that girls wanted to see and touch my cock. It felt GREAT! So then I got into truth or dare, whoa, and man was I into porn early on...

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'Normal. No, really.' was fookin oosome

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Mandingo, I love thee. In a purely platonical, but hey if you're free for the weekends why not sort of way.

Are you still taking applicants? by Chuckaduck 8-12-05

I see here you're applying for the position of my secretary, however you apparently never finished school, have not been employed prior, and have no apparent skills. Yessum. Ma'am, I'm sorry if this seems rude, but what could possibly make you think I'd hire you at seventy-thousand a year? Well... That's.......impressive Ms. Waters. I've never seen a woman eat her own asshole..

Gotta love those after school Big Brother programs... by Chuckaduck 8-12-05

So what do you want to do now Jamaal? Go back to the playground? Nah. The other kids make fun of me for bring a white dude around. Hmm, sorry to hear that. Maybe you want to go see a movie? Nah. I wunna do somethin' different today. Want to suck my cock? Your thingy looks funny.

When insults backfire! by Chuckaduck 8-12-05

Fucked your Mom! Good pussy wasn't it?

Stand up for your family. Then salute as well. by Chuckaduck 8-12-05

Dude, your mom is so flippin' hot. Dude! What? I'm just saying if I could fuck someone's mom it would be y.. DUDE! Knock it off! That's my mother for shitsake! But he wouldn't stop talking about wanting to have sex with you. It was gross! Oh honey, that's just because he wanted to be my little cockboy too. You are my dirty little dickboy aren't you? Pussy licking motherFucking CockBOY WANTS TO FUCK MOMMY! YEAH! YEAH! FUCK MOMMY COCKBOY

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Do folks laugh at my strips? No. But they masturbate to'um. by Chuckaduck 8-12-05

That's so taboo...and hot..... Edward! Mom! I wasn't.. I can't believe you're reading that filth. Go play outside or something. Good pussy wasn't it? Oh... *drip* ...yeah baby.

Ah, the talent show. What memories.. by Chuckaduck 8-12-05

So what are you doing for the talent show? I'm gunna fart the theme song to G.I.Joe! You? I'm going to juggle kittens! I'll have to break their necks or something so they won't claw me and so everybody doesn't freak out worrying about them. Um, that's neat. But what happened to your act from last time? Oh that. Apparently the PTA doesn't like the idea of me blowing a donkey on stage while I jam a nerf football all the way into my tiny love gash. Yeah, they did get a bit strict this year didn't they?

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What were your parents smoking when you were conceived and if hat's what makes you funny, then where can I get some?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i would marry him if i wasn't already married to squidrabies

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