So don't say it.
Anyways heres my comics...

Timm and the The Dukes of Hazzard by Chaplin 8-13-05

And some parents are boycotting "Dukes of Hazzard" because they think it is too horrible for kids and that it ruines what the Series was... ... Yeah. I know. It seems so stupid that some parents ain't letting their kids go see it just because....Um...Timm? Why are you drooling?? Jessica Simpson....in skimpy wet clothes...washing cars.... Don't make me turn it to King of Queens I'll be good! I'll be good!

Timm wonders about Toothpicks by Chaplin 8-13-05

So did God create toothpicks or did he inspire the person who made it? Silly Silly Timm. It doesn't matter anymore! God died in 1994. What? Yep. Heartattack. You weren't invited well, Because God just doesn't like you... Then...If theres no God How do we deal with the fact that theres no way of getting into heaven?? Porn and Masterbation.But this time Kittens won't die!

Timm and John has another horrible conversation by Chaplin 8-13-05

... So then the the mom was swerving all over the place and Accidently hits her head on the car's stearing wheel knocking her out ice cold... ... And the kid is screaming. Loud. I mean like Orgasm loud. Anyways, The car then hits a big bump which flips the car over a baby kitten and it whams into a tree and knocks it over...whats wrong? How did talking about The new Four Brothers flick turn into a horrific car crash story??? I dunno. Anyways after the wreck the little girl had to pull her self out with two broken bleeding legs and one even snapped off while she......

Timm Gets ready for Election'08 by Chaplin 8-14-05

Hello fellow Americans. Do you hate Terrorists? I do. You know who else hates Terrorists?... Ernest P. Worrell. Yes, the man who Went to camp and saved Troubled kids. The man who saved Christmas. The man who escaped Jail to stop a robbery. The man who saved the world from the Goblins. And... The man you should vote for in 2008. Just because hes dead doesn't mean he doesn't care... I'm Jim Varney and I approve this message

Timm and the over-used Characters by Chaplin 8-14-05

Hey you're a cowboy! Do you do ropetricks? Yes. I can rope up children and horribley rape them while I shoot their crying parents with a shotgun... TOBOR CAN BEAT THAT! TOBOR ONCE CORNHOLED... Okay...well guys good luck with that...I gotta um go and well....Bye... Noone likes to hear our stories,huh,Tobor? TOBOR SAD. TOBOR MUST GO CORNHOLE SHANK FOR HAPPINESS...

Yay! I mentioned Shank in a badly made comic strip!

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

i didn't like the first and last but i thought the others were good

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what if nigger meant kite

Tobor is rubbish. Elsewise pretty good.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Yay! I'm almost decent....
I fail as a cartoonist as I failed in Driving, school, living, peeing standing up, being a super hero, rapping, dancing, singing, Masterbating, beleiving in GOD, crucifing, stalking, raping celebs, drinking pepsi,and looking up.

One day I'll win.....one day.....

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks