A random idea popped up in my mind while going through the available pictures. I don't know how this will turn out long term but feel free to offer suggestions concerning the storyline ^^ .

Hygiene Wars by Azura 8-15-05

At the top headquarters of the "Nolisteria" restaurant inspection agency... "I have doggywog prisoner and make him chop suey if you send inspector ... Signed Evil Chinese Restaurant Owner" Hmm, this sucks. We cannot let this happen or my wife will not be pleased at all... blah blah blah (*continues to read details on the recipe to be used*) I know ! ... Let's send them a reply and tell them that what they have is in fact a cat Somehow, I don't think that would make the slightest difference Hmm, how about telling them it's a rare breed of racoon ?

Hygiene Wars 2 by Azura 8-15-05

Back home, the top man of NoListeria waits for a phone call ... Damn, when is that Evil Chinese Restaurant person going to phone back ? ... Ah that must be him ! *Ring* Hello ? ... Is that you Evil Chinese Restaurant person ? Yes, it is I ... you try make believe the doggy is racoon ... I is not stupid ... see my powers ! WTF ?! ... What am I going to now ?!

Hygiene Wars 3 by Azura 8-15-05

Outside of his home, our hero ponders what to do next (his name is Sydney btw) ... Hmm, I need some spiritual advice ... Hi mister Priest, I've come for some advice. What's happened is this... (*blah blah blah*) Hello my dear child. I understand what pain you are going through. Go now, believe in yourself and tread the path of righteouness. What was that all about ? I don't really know. Some dellusionnal story about his dog having been kidnapped by an evil chinese restaurant owner

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Moo says the cow and Grr goes the Bear.

Instead of the "(his name is Sydney btw)", you could have just had God say, "Hello, Sydney."
He says that shit to me all the time.

Hmm, maybe there will be a divine intervention in future strips :P . Any further suggestions ?

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Moo says the cow and Grr goes the Bear.

I thought the "his name is Sydney btw" part was hilarious, actually.

i agree with squidrabies on the btw. another suggestion is to start adding alot more of the chinese restaurant owner dialogue, since his poor english is the funniest part

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what if nigger meant kite