Two new celebrity hate type of genre category ones.

Satisfaction by cpausti 8-16-05

Dude, I met Tom Cruise! I told him how you and I both admire his calm, open-minded way of life. Uh.. Haha, I'm just fucking with you. I threw my coffee at his face and pissed on Katie Holmes' shoes.

Talking by cpausti 8-16-05

Hey dude! I met Molly Ringwald! I was so star-struck! I told her how much I love Sixteen Candles and she took a picture with me! Get the fuck out of here. No, I'm serious! So am I. Get the fuck away from me.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

funny, but your always funny. i think its the Missouri in you because i know its not the Scottsdale

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what if nigger meant kite

Actually, Scottsdale gives me some funny material because it's chock-full of retards. Thanks though.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons