Don't spit in my Eye and call it Visine! by budoscholar1 8-18-05

Just another Evening cracking dirty jokes in a bar hoping to get some! Ok Ok! So I says! "Don't Piss on my head and call it rain!" hehe... oh how bad! haha yeah! then I says! "Don't Shit in my boots and call it mud!" Eww Hun! Thats just Dirty! ...... Wait! ive got one!! How about! "Don't Cum in my Ass and call it Grease!"??

hope you like it!

hey mikey! he likes it!

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what if nigger meant kite

the comic's bad. but you should trademark 'differant'.

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woof