Touched (by a horse) for the very first time. by suicide_king 8-17-05

In other news, Madonna’s 47th birthday celebration was marred when she suffered several broken bones after riding a horse. Yes, apparently she's transforming herself yet again from Material Girl, to proper English wife, to a bestiality loving horse fucker.

But....didn't that already happen a couple of years ago? It's Madonna. Surely some animal's gotten a piece of that by now.

And it's on video, BUY NOW!

Really though, neat.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

good one. though him saying 'Riding a horse?' made me guess the punchline early

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what if nigger meant kite