Alan-Rickman-Tron! by PrimoOoze1138 8-19-05

"Congratulations on the purchase of your very own Alan-Rickman-Tron!" "You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?" "With this new, astounding device, you can have the sardonic wit of Mr. Alan Rickman day and night!" "I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed." Geez, is he gonna keep acting like this all the time? Hey, a $300 rebate! "By Grabthar's Hammer... what a savings."

Granted, if you don't know the genius that is Alan Rickman then the joke is lost, but still...

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Dogma, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Galaxy Quest. Do I get bonus points?

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

good un

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what if nigger meant kite

Does it do that sardonic laugh where he bares his upper teeth and exhales? If so, I want one.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

¡Me encanta!

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Don't like it? Eat me.