Enjoy the retardness

The most retarded comic ever by Juan_the_egghole 8-13-05

A PUMPKIN! I WILL EAT YOU! FIRST I'LL GET A FORK!

The 2nd most retarded comic ever by Juan_the_egghole 8-23-05

I am in space. There's a computer in front of me I will eat it *Gulp*

Who likes them?

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

Me. A lot of your strips are pretty surreal, and I like surreal.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

They actaully made that feeling happen in my tummy when I am considering laughing subconciously but all that happens is I smirk.

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I dumb :D

Those made milk come out of my breasts. And that's impressive.

...because I don't have breasts.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

daddy likes. post more

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what if nigger meant kite

Ok, here's another one:

The 3rd Most Retarded Comic Ever by Juan_the_egghole 8-24-05

I am hungry. Give me some cheese or i'll shoot you. I know, I'll eat my brain.

Has anyone noticed anything simaler about all the comics(Except for the fact that they're all retarded)? I'll give a cookie to anyone who answers correctly...A poisen cookie.

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

Erm... Characters saying they're going to eat something?

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Characters.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Lobotomy, anyone?

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Your right, 0401040, here's your poisen cookie.

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

The 4th Most Retarded Comic Ever by Juan_the_egghole 8-25-05

I am a mouse I am a Cheese puff Yummy

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

there's something primally funny about them eating each other

or funnily primal. your choice

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what if nigger meant kite

Another one, the first 2 ones that don't involve eating

The Most Retarded comics ever #5? by Juan_the_egghole 8-26-05

I just pulled out my splein I wish I had a pony named 94 Are you my pony?

The Most Retarded Comics Ever #6 by Juan_the_egghole 8-26-05

I wonder where the chimp God could be? Maybe he's in the truck heading straight for me. Welcome to Hell! It's as hot as hell down here!

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

My favorite was when the puppy got fed into a meat grinder after I read your sig. Class.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

i wish i had a pony named 94

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what if nigger meant kite

HAHA FUNNY!

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I dumb :D

2 more

The Most Retarded Comics Ever #7 by Juan_the_egghole 8-26-05

I feel like pooping in my mouth. I want to be a power ranger once I grow up. HEY! WAIT! WHO STOLE MY TACO!!! KICK ASS!

The Most Retarded Comics Ever #8 by Juan_the_egghole 8-26-05

Forky Mot SOELD Enchak FOOYA MARION! FAIRPLKY KDKG KANDLEPY KID SOOOP I'm still getting paid for this, right? Look at my ass or I'll shove a munkey down you orcles tube!

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

The most retarded comics Ever #10 by Juan_the_egghole 8-27-05

I'm playing a video game. I like barbie dolls This cvideo game is hooked up to a trash can.

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

The Most Retarded Comics Ever #?? by Juan_the_egghole 8-28-05

POOP I am a jackass I am tarzan. POOP POOP in me' sandwhich I expected a care-bear I expected Micheal Jackson.

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

The Most Retarded Comics Evar' #12 by Juan_the_egghole 9-10-05

I pee'd in this bag. And I made a turd. I shall call it...MINI TURD!!! Excuse me, while I find a nice, quiet place to puke

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

surreal is right.

and obsessed with poop, piss, puke and every other bodily function.

it's like "south park" with ADD and Schizophrenia. And Tourette's.

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surreal is right.

and obsessed with poop, piss, puke and every other bodily function.

it's like "south park" with ADD and Schizophrenia. And Tourette's.

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The most retarded comics evar' #13 by Juan_the_egghole 9-16-05

Eew, you pooted!

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

if i wasn't blonde and had brain cells, than my brain cells would now be gone after reading all that.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

The most retarded comix ever #13 by Juan_the_egghole 9-17-05

Wait, this isn't my space ship.

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.