trogo
You are the wind between my cheeks
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well this is my comic, enjoy it to a safe degree
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| oh man, i love this song, "i can be your hero baby" | |
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| dont be jelous, just because i have the voice of a thousand horny angels | |
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| you have the voice of one dying banshee, please dont make me look like a loser when you stand next to me | |
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| hey baby, "i can kiss away you paaaaaain". hey! dont walk away, i havent reached the climax! | |
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| buddy, you never have and never will. | |
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| hey man, im hungry. you need to seriously think about uploading some eats in me | |
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| believe it pal, i dont slave away showing you porn all day on an empty stomach | |
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| listen to this, "mr. matthews, you are a possible ten million dollar winner!" shit man im rich!!! | |
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| matthews? that isnt your last name... and besides those are just a scam... | |
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| what will i do first? quick we have to hire hitmen on my greedy relatives. then we go to mexico, viva las mexico mon frere!! | |
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| ok man dig it, i need money and the world needs my skills | |
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| what skills? the only skills you've ever shown is speed when you outran that pissed squirrel after whipping an acorn at him | |
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| i hold hats on my head well. plus i built you from scratch | |
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| true, but you have no idea how to use me, you know i can do other things besides porn and games | |
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| no, im just messing with you man. hah, had you going though | |
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| i think i've figured it out, my genious cant be wasted in this household, i must spread my knowledge | |
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| i think im ready to have a child, for my son shall aquire all the wisdom in the world with me as his mentor | |
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| are these perscription drugs you take? if so give me some | |
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| all that is left is conception. that should be easy, ive already shaved my nuts, girls like shaved nuts you know | |
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| good god, if i could puke id be spraying the walls | |
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| hey cookie tits, how would you like the honor of bearing my first child? | |
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| get lost loser, id rather have sex with that dead homeless guy over there | |
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| ... well i guess you can bear my first child, just dont look at me when we do the nasty | |
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| hey, look at me, im a dying homless man! can we have sex now? | |
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