A converstation between a devil, and a goat #1 by Juan_the_egghole 8-28-05

How this converstation started, remains a mystery. Yes, I agree, now's a GREAT time to plant cucumbers. What the hell does that have to do with my missing clothes? *sigh*, now i'm going to have to explain it again. My butt itches. So, do we have a deal? No. Mr.Goat guy, i'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine, named Bob/

The conversation between a devil and a goat #2 by Juan_the_egghole 8-28-05

Wow, same thing happend to my brother! Yeah, weird, huh? Who knew girrafes could be soo deadly? So, what's wrong with your bro? You mean sister, right? ... Hey, don't you own that watermelon sause factory?

A conversation between a devil and a goat. by Juan_the_egghole 8-28-05

I have a elphant named dog. Weird! I have a dog named elephant! Weird! I love animals, don't you? Yeah. ... Yeah, I'll never forget the time I made-out with a dolphin.

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

The last one: great.
The first two: not so great.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

A conversation between a devil and a goat #4 by Juan_the_egghole 8-28-05

...I hated it once those robo ninja monkey's disected me. They made me look like micheal jackson. Well. I'm glad I got out of their spaceship, it took me years to look back to normal. That reminds me of when I coverd myself in butter. Then, I bacame BUTTER MAN! Along with my side-kick, Bacon Boy!!!

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

These are horrible in that pseudo-amusing "Why am I laughing at this?" way. Kudos.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

A conversation between a devil and a goat#5 by Juan_the_egghole 8-30-05

I always cover my balls Why? I'm always scared that pizza aliens will come and shoot me right in the balls.

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

All I can say is.... wtf. And that this kind of reminds me of Strongbad in a weird way. *shrugs*

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BRUSH YOUR TEETH BEFORE YOU GO TO SCHOOL, OR ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS WILL SAY YOU SMELL LIKE STOOL!

4 was great, 3 and 5 were good, 1 and 2 were bad. i think the funniest ones are when you start off non linear and then make a coherent punchline out of it. when they start off non linear and end non linear they aren't very funny imo

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what if nigger meant kite

A conversation between a devil and a goat #6 by Juan_the_egghole 9-03-05

Uh, I think I'd better go home. You can't. Why? I burnt it down last down last night.

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

Wooh! It's been a long time. Well, I'm throwing out 2 more comics, enjoy:

A conversation between a goat and a devil #7? by Juan_the_egghole 9-10-05

I'm pregnant. Wha...? I thought you are a boy! No, I'm gay. ... But I don't know how I got pregnant. I think it has something to do with the train set I humped the other day...

A Conversation Between A Devil and A Goat #8 by Juan_the_egghole 9-10-05

You done? Yeah, I had to go bad *fart* Wait, I don't remember a bathroom in the church. Bathroom? Oh no, my friend, I went under the alter.

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

A conversation between a devil and a goat #9 by Juan_the_egghole 9-10-05

How's it like to be a devil? Eh, it's okay. I guess... How is it like to be a jack-ass?

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

you have funnyness

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I dumb :D

This is the last one...for now...

A conversation between a devil and a goat #10 by Juan_the_egghole 9-17-05

I'd think by now you'd kill me. Yeah, I would've, but your okay. DIE, SUCKA!!!

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.