one of a few of my comics. They suck, but hey I'm just a newb. :P

Boys. by bltsandwich17 8-31-05

Damn! That girl is hot! Yo. Back off she's mine. I saw her first. She's mine!.....No, she's mine!....Mine! Now now boys. There is plenty of me for you both.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

I really liked the first one:

The guy and the bug. by bltsandwich17 8-30-05

AHHHHH! It's a bug! yummm! food! I got some sweet bug spray ready for you. Bug spray? uh!oh! That's right. Leave! I'm out of here!

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

That one is alright. Here's my newest one.

The yank in Aussie. by bltsandwich17 8-31-05

Stupid kangeroo. You can't shoot me. You are patheric. Ha. That's what he thinks Come on give me your best shot, stupid kangeroo. You asked for it you dumb yank. Note to self: Bring weapon in the future. Dumb yank. Don't mess with an aussie.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

ummmm, maybe its just me but i really didnt find these funny at all. Sorry man but you have the sense of humor of a 90 year old

i only read these three, but i didn't find them funny either. but like you said, your still a n00b, so maybe your still getting the hang of it

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what if nigger meant kite

hmm...nice...well, you are subject to your opinion..and btw i'm a woman not a "man". and like i said im just a newb. trying this all out. :P

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

forgetfulness. by bltsandwich17 9-01-05

hmmm...did i turn off my electrical vibrator?...I hope so. 10 minutes later. I hope that dog of mine doesn't chew on any more outlets. 1 hour later. I should have checked that damn vibrator.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

You're female and just used the word "vibrator" in a strip.

Keep up the good work.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Yeah, not bad in general. They're 'different', which I like.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Squierrels by bltsandwich17 9-02-05

Will you ever love me? Maybe. When will that be? When squirrels kill. 5 years later. MWAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH..killer squirrels

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Magic by bltsandwich17 9-02-05

to undo a glitch, turn this bug into a bitch! Wow! I guessed it work though not how i intended.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Squirrels almost hit the mark, and Magic was a bit chuckly. You're doing better.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Writers by bltsandwich17 9-03-05

So, what do you do for a living? Oh, nothing much. I am just a writer. Really? Yeah, I am working on something now. 10 years later. Damn, if only I didn't decide to be a writer, I could still have my arms.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Boys, the guy and the bug, the yank in aussie (sic), each invoke the male territorial imperative.
Boys begins set in a bar,and each of the boys is holding a drink. These nuances are what some critics have been calling a defining voice for the post-millenial webcomic world.
In panel three, dramatic tension is released when the female lead responds, "Now now boys." This plot development could go places.
In "guy and bug", the conflict for territory is more stark, between a huminoid and a giant insect. For now, human technology remains the victor, but for how long?
An armed society is a polite society, so don't be rood to a kangaroo.

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woof

Proof read your comics first and work on your punchlines. I sense goodness in the near future.

Patheric. /me chuckles

P.S.- Your name made me hungry. =D

Oh it's SANDWICH.. I was reading it 'blts and wich'.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Oh it's SANDWICH.. I was reading it 'blts and wich'.

lol, lots of people tend to misread my name and the ones who get it, tends to be hungry...lol:P

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Why? by bltsandwich17 9-06-05

Why are you called Blt sandwich? Do you like Blt sandwiches alot? No...I hate them. Ten minutes later. Then why is your name Bltsandwich?

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Oh it's SANDWICH.. I was reading it 'blts and wich'.

lol, lots of people tend to misread my name and the ones who get it, tends to be hungry...lol:P

Actually, if I'm being honest, I actually originally thought it was 'bitsandwich'.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Oh it's SANDWICH.. I was reading it 'blts and wich'.

lol, lots of people tend to misread my name and the ones who get it, tends to be hungry...lol:P

Actually, if I'm being honest, I actually originally thought it was 'bitsandwich'.

lol, actually you arent the first to think that. How a person gets the l and i mixed up...i have no ide.:P

My latest comic :D

Monkey. by bltsandwich17 9-06-05

Can I pet your monkey? My monkey?...Are you sure? Yes. Okay...wait here. A short while later......

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Wow.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

is this some of that "anti-comedy" i keep hearing about?

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

The letter by bltsandwich17 9-11-05

Dearest Tom,........... I must leave you now. You just aren't fulfilling my needs..... .....I have to use my 10 inch dildo everyday because your 4 inch pecker is just too small and you can't work it.......Yours truly, Jane. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Why must she hurt me so. My pecker isn't that small.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Newest ones:P

Penguins! by bltsandwich17 9-11-05

Penguins are evil!....very, very evil! 10 minutes later... WAAAAAAAAAAAA.....Got to get out of here. What did I do?

The supply room by bltsandwich17 9-11-05

Did you hear about Jane? No..What happen? She was caught having sex with Mac in the supply room. Really?....That is interesting. 2 hours later.... Hey there, Jane. Wanna hit the supply room with me? ;)

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

You've insulted penguins. I have to hate you on principle now.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.